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Wasting Away Again in Mad Dogaritaville

Last Thursday I was skidding down Del Playa Drive with some very BUI-deserving friends, when one hellraiser of a babe came streaking past us waving a 40 of King Cobra in the air and acting generally b...
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On the Sketchy Road to CSUF

Hitting the road for the last time this season, the UCSB men's basketball team starts off a two-game road trip against Cal State Fullerton tonight.
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SB Crosses USC to Start ’09 Season

This Saturday UCSB men's lacrosse opens up its season against the University of Southern California. The Gauchos, who won the Western Collegiate Lacrosse League Championship in four of the last six ye...
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UCSB Can’t Pass Northridge

On a night that saw the Gauchos shoot a ridiculous 57.1 percent from three-point land, the UCSB men's basketball team could not get the winning trey to fall, dropping a 72-70 decision to Northridge la...
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UCSB Set to Quake CSUN

Tonight the UCSB men's basketball team will shoot to rebound from a pair of bad losses in the friendly confines of the Thunderdome. The Gauchos (8-11, 2-5 Big West) need to snag a win in the ESPNU-tel...
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On the Subject of Beer Blankets

I've been freezing my ass off for the last three months. Sure, the last mini heat wave got me back into swapping my pants for tall boys of St. Ides, but now that Taaka-induced sleeve ripping leaves me...
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UCSB Set to Quake CSUN

Tonight the UCSB men's basketball team will shoot to rebound from a pair of bad losses in the friendly confines of the Thunderdome. The Gauchos (8-11, 2-5 Big West) need to snag a win in the ESPNU-tel...
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He Said, He Said

The new-age steel curtain is back, and the upstart Redbirds somehow find themselves one win away from their first title since 1947.
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UOP Manhandles Gauchos

If a team holds their opponents to 10 points below their scoring average they are usually going to be in a good position to win. Of course, no amount of good defense is going to matter if that same te...
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Why Your Drunk Brain Is Stupid

After being forced to publicly harangue my admittedly drunk and heinous writing last week, I went on a long spiritual journey to try to reclaim a little bit of the spark that once inspired me to write...
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Be a Good Fan, Save Your $cratch

With the inauguration taking place yesterday, hope and optimism throughout the majority of the American populace are at their highest levels in a decade. Despite the economy going Chernobyl, a tremend...
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SB Rolls on Poly

With the Big West conference better than it ever has been, it takes 40 full minutes of solid effort to snag a win. Saturday night against Cal Poly, the UCSB men's basketball team did just that. The G...
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SB Heading for SLO Victory

After giving up yet another come-from-behind loss to Cal State Fullerton last Saturday, the UCSB men's basketball team will be shooting to pick up some Big West momentum this Saturday night against co...
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Philosophic Ramblings of a Drunkard


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Gauchos Waste Lead Against CSUF

When a team shows up with two very different mentalities in two different halves of a game, all the coach and players can hope for is that their more productive minutes were enough for them to prevail...
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