UCSB Rides Crest of Surf Schools
UCSB grabbed rail and pulled into the number one spot of Surfer Magazine’s Top 10 Surf Colleges last week, cruising past top rivals UC Santa Cruz, Pepperdine University and UC San Diego. The publication judged the nation’s beachside schools on a series of criteria including the campus’ proximity to the beach, wave quality and students’ […]
Internet Age Protects Citizens, Holds Police to Higher Standard
Who doesn’t want to be a star? Sure we politely pooh-pooh the idea and modestly deny any desire to have a camera on us, but turn on that spotlight and next thing you know, we’re acting more dramatic than Lindsey Lohan during happy hour at the Viper Room. There’s something about the thought of being […]
AQB: Good Luck San Antonio
Congrats to San Antonio for staying alive, but it’s too bad they aren’t the Lakers. The league doesn’t care if the Spurs lose, so chances are good they won’t get any calls. No rating drop if the Grizzlies advance.
Green Advice for Green People: Good to Be Bad
If you are in a fantasy baseball league that isn’t rotisserie style, you’re doing it wrong. That’s just a fact.
Gauchos Head to MPSF Final Four
Rankings have been thrown out the window, as No. 7 UCSB takes on No. 6 Long Beach State in the semifinals of the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation playoffs tonight at 5 p.m. Both teams come off upset victories over higher seeded opponents in the opening round of the conference tournament.
Dare to Discover Different Flavors of Sexual Deviancy
Sex can be compared to many different things, but I like to compare it to flavors of ice cream. I mean, everyone likes ice cream, right? Just as there is an endless variety of flavors of ice cream, there is similarly an infinite amount of ways to enjoy your sex; each flavor of ice cream […]
Renewing a Culture of Chivalry Recaptures Lost Romance
I hope all of you humpers had a very happy Easter and if you were giving up sex for Lent, I wish you a warm welcome back to the game. Where I live in Spain, this past Saturday was El Día de Sant Jordi, the Catalan pseudo-equivalent of Valentine’s Day. On this holiday, men give […]
Hungry Gaucho Gets Some ‘Greens
I, along with most of my peers, put plenty of bad things in my body. Between the beer and carne asada fries, our stomachs crave nutrition. Silvergreens can give you that and so much more. Silvergreens has a wide variety of healthy dishes that not only look amazing but taste amazing too. Their menu boasts […]
Angry Bees Cause Buzz on Campus Bicycle Path
A swarm of bees engulfed the bike path near the Student Resource Building yesterday morning, disrupting students’ routes and causing at least one collision. The incident occurred around 10 a.m. near the bike loop adjacent the building. The Community Service Organization diverted bike traffic to sidewalks until a bee handler removed the insects at 2:30 […]
New Executive Board Takes Office May 18
Members of Associated Students’ recently elected 2011-12 executive board have begun organizing plans for next year before taking office on May 18. Board members plan to streamline expenditures in response to severe proposed budget cuts to the university and association in the upcoming year. In addition, the executives plan to begin publicizing A.S.’s ongoing projects […]