Somehow, Kyle has an anecdote for every major event of the 21st century. Remarkable.
Taking online classes doesn’t mean you got to be indoors all the time. Here’s a mini-itinerary for freshman and transfers!
Greg was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
Trump understands the repercussions of reopening the country: immediate gratification at the cost of indefinite quarantining. He doesn’t mind at all.
I don’t know if anyone else feels a constant dread about contracting and spreading coronavirus while being outside, but I sure do! Remember to wear a mask, wash your hands, and be kind… and maybe don’t judge people for what they are buying in a pandemic.
I would have never thought I’d miss biking during rush hour or hearing an iClicker clang against the floor of my lecture.
Some Disney movies hit different when you’re binge-watching alone in quarantine. In fact, you might just relate to some characters like never before…
This is how the world ends, not with a bang but certainly not with toilet paper.
How are you… in a physical sense? Existential? Is this a disguised way of asking about our friendship? About the planet? Do you actually want an answer?