Sports
After the UCSB baseball team had their weekend series against Oregon State postponed due to rain, the club travels to Westwood today to face UCLA in a one-game matchup.
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The UCSB men's tennis team lost to #72 Georgia Tech 4-2 in a tough match cut short by foul weather Saturday at Santa Barbara.
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The weekend storm followed the UCSB women's team down the coast to Long Beach State on Saturday, where the Gauchos dropped their second consecutive Big West match, 6-1.
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Everyone knew that the UCSB women's basketball could not keep its conference winning streak going forever. Nobody thought that it would end this weekend.
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UCSB made an astounding 74 percent of their shots in the first half en route to drubbing the Mustangs.
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The Trojans were paced by junior All-American opposite hitter Brook Billings' 20 kills, helping his squad snap a three-match losing streak to come out victorious.
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On a night when the UCSB men's basketball team was not on top of its game, the players managed to squeezed by a relentless Idaho, 69-67, Thursday night in the Thunderdome.
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The UCSB women's basketball team hits the road again tonight to make the trek up Highway 101 to battle Cal Poly.
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The UCSB baseball team returns home this weekend to face Oregon State in its second series of the season.
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The UCSB men's tennis team hopes strong performances this weekend against Georgia Tech and Irvine will be the spark that fuels a championship season.
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The UCSB men's basketball team is riding the high tide of a three-game winning streak heading into tonight's game with the University of Idaho.
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After a four-year leave of absence from the game, one shot at a dream was all Sheila Shilati needed to make her presence felt on the UCSB women's basketball team.
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It was a banner weekend for UCSB basketball as both the men's and women's teams went undefeated on their road swings.
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The UCSB softball team opened the 2001 season on a rocky note after falling to Loyola Marymount this past weekend.
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Left bemused by this strange sport, I, in my infinite wisdom, propose a radical new plan that will save the NHL, both in America and around the world.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
