Sports
"This weekend was an awesome team effort," junior midfielder Jen Codington said. "Our defense has been solid for the last ten games, and that is what's winning us games."
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Northridge afflicted the UCSB men's soccer team with its first Big West defeat two weekends ago. In the game, the Gauchos lost starting freshman goalkeeper Dan Kennedy for a hard foul in the box and s...
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The UCSB women's soccer team hopes to keep the ball rolling in its final road stretch of the regular season this weekend.
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If one thing can be distinguished above everything else as the UCSB men's water polo team's key to success, it is defense. The cornerstone of that defense for the last four years has been senior goali...
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On Oct. 19, UCSB freshman Lindsay Dalonzo broke the school record in not only the 100-yard backstroke but also the 200-yard backstroke, all in her first official meet as a Gaucho.
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The UCSB men’s golf team slugged its way to a 13th place finish at the Pacific Invitational in Stockton on Tuesday. Junior clubber Scott Linklater created the majority of fireworks on an otherwi...
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The Pepperdine Waves had a plethora of offensive weapons to turn to Tuesday night, and it seemed as if they used almost every one of them.
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"We want to gel as a team; new players gel with veterans," Head Coach Scott DeMonte said. "We want to win the Southern Conference and make it back to St. Louis."
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The New York Yankees are everywhere. The country has been struck by an intoxicating strain known as sentimentality by rooting for the most hated team in sports.
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With an overall record of just 12-9, most would not expect that the #23 UCSB women’s volleyball team would be in a good position this late in the season.
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What do you get when you combine the rookie class of the UCSB women's soccer team and two matches at Harder Stadium in the second weekend of Big West play? A clean sweep.
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On a cloudy and overcast Friday afternoon at Campus Pool, the defending 2001 Big West Champion, the UCSB women's swim team, took on 2001 Pac-10 Champion UCLA and Oregon State in a three-way meet.
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Just when you thought you had seen it all from the greatest show on earth, the St. Louis Rams and Head Coach Mike Martz pull a new rabbit out of their hat.
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Riding a five-match winning streak, the #24 UCSB women's volleyball team was hoping to pull off the improbable Saturday night at the Thunderdome against #1 Long Beach State.
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UCSB came out sluggish in the first half. The sloppy play led to an early Cal Poly goal by forward Mark Jones, whose shot was deflected off the Gaucho defense and into the net.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
