Sports
The UCSB softball team (17-25, 4-5 in the Big West) defeated Cal Poly (19-17, 4-8) two out of three games over the weekend. Read tomorrow's Sports for details on Santa Barbara's series victory.
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The UCSB softball team looks to build on its winning streak this weekend when Cal Poly comes to town for a three-game series. "We're looking to play off from last weekend," junior catcher Jami Trinida...
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Bad blood spilled all over the floor of Rob Gym on Wednesday night and the UCSB men's volleyball team took its hated rival USC to the woodshed, making sure there was no trace of life left.
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According to the UCSB men's gymnastics Head Coach Mircea Badulescu, this year's Gauchos "are the greatest men's gymnastics team in school history."
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This weekend, the UCSB baseball team hopes to play the role of the phoenix, rising from the ashes of a recent torching to prey upon UC Irvine and soar up the ranks of the Big West.
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Last weekend was a wild success for the UCSB men's and women's track and field teams. Now all they have got to show for it are a bunch of broken records.
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Sophomore middle blocker Justin Adams hangs in the air before he lasers the ball for a devastating kill.
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While uninspired students drag their bodies out of bed and slide lethargically into class after a spring fever, the UCSB men's volleyball team is ecstatic just being home.
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The UCSB baseball team hoped to recover from a recent losing binge on the road by opening Big West play with a series win. Instead, the Gauchos relapsed and lost two of three games against Cal State N...
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What was Donald Little thinking? The 6'11" junior center for the University of Cincinnati is in jail for allegedly kidnapping, beating and burning his roommate, Justin Hodge, according to a report fro...
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The scene: The Pit in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rounds one and two of the NCAA Basketball Tournament on March 14-16. The UCSB men's basketball team was scrounging around somewhere.
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Who would have thought that what began as a simple Isla Vista alternative to sloshball would have turned into this?
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The Gaucho Locos held a pizza party Saturday night to celebrate the most successful year in its three-year history, which saw the group go to both the Big West Tournament and the NCAA basketball tourn...
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Delta fraternity member Guppy Ventriloquay attempted and failed a dunk on a nine foot, seven inch rim on the Rob Gym basketball outdoor courts, continuing the long-standing tradition of ineptitude by ...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
