Sports
The top Santa Barbara distance runners will travel to Palo Alto to compete in the Cardinal Qualifier Friday at Stanford. The Cardinal Qualifier is one of the premier distance meets in the country ever...
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UCSB gave up an unholy 23 hits in an 18-13 loss to UCLA in Caesar Uyesaka Stadium on Tuesday afternoon. Eight different pitchers gave up 15 earned runs and the defense committed three costly errors, c...
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Just four days after the No. 75 UCSB men's tennis team claimed its second conference title, the Big West awarded the Gauchos enough hardware to fill an entire trophy case.
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The UCSB men's volleyball team set lofty goals at the beginning of the 2002 season. Aside from individual goals, the Gauchos went into the season vowing to make the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation ...
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I'm through laying all my cards on teams that don't perform. The Cubs haven't won anything since Rickey Henderson lost his first tooth. And the Cubbies aren't going to win anything in my lifetime.
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Ex-Presidents fans are grumbling after their team has again opened the 2002 intramural coed softball season with three consecutive losses. Expectations had been high for the team this season.
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As another UCSB women's water polo season comes to a close, many questions remain unanswered concerning a team that won its first seven games, but dropped 11 of its last 16.
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Freshman slugger Matt Wilkerson broke the UCSB freshman record for home runs after he smoked his 14th of the season against UCLA on Tuesday afternoon.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams proved something this past weekend at the UC San Diego Invitational: the Gauchos are getting faster.
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The Gauchos hope to continue their winning ways today against the visiting Bruins at 2 p.m. in Caesar Uyesaka Stadium.
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Santa Barbara finishes its season with a record of 17-17 and a few places shy of where it expected to finish.
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The UCSB men's volleyball team's magical season concluded Thursday at Pepperdine in the Final Four of the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament.
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The UCSB men's tennis team swept past Idaho and the University of the Pacific to clinch the 2002 Big West Conference Championship. The Gauchos emphatically destroyed the Tigers 4-0 at the Ojai Valley ...
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I don't think Albert Belle will be attending any social functions with Omar Vizquel any time soon. No baby showers for little Joey to tear into one of his patented temper tantrums.
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The UCSB softball team brought out the brooms for a second straight weekend, sweeping the visiting Utah State Aggies to bring its winning streak to an eight-game toll.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
