Sports
The Gauchos will travel to Stockton for a three-game series against UOP at Billy Hebert Field. Santa Barbara will try to snap a seven-game losing streak in conference that has seen them plummet from s...
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Not only do the Gauchos have playoff hopes on the line against the Hornets, but sophomore rightfielder Leslie Simien will lace her running cleats for a Big West record 38th stolen base.
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In a fantasy world, I would own a Major League Baseball team. Give me the thrills of the war room on draft day, and the grueling negotiations of signing and trading guys.
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When Leslie Simien came to Santa Barbara, her father predicted that she would break the university's stolen base record. With three games and 21 innings left, Simien needs to snatch up one more base t...
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Despite an unbelievable run through the Big West Championships, the selection committee served up a royal slap in the face to Santa Barbara and its star player junior Carlos Palencia.
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Name me one world-class baseball player who is undeniably hot, and I'll show you a whiny little Red with a famous dad and no knee ligaments.
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The 2002 UCSB women's basketball team had about as successful a season as Head Coach Mark French could have hoped.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams have been flying high lately after competitions at the annual Nick Carter Invitational and Stanford Invite last weekend.
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The men's team, led by a solid core of upperclassmen, finished the season with an 11-16 record - not impressive on the surface.
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After decades of toil, the NBA finally reached the second round last weekend. No, it only seems like it took the Spurs ten years of servitude to fitfully put the Supersonics to rest.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams left impressions at home and on the road this weekend.
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The UCSB softball team was so close it could nearly taste victory.
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The Gauchos probably wish they had spent their Cinco de Mayo weekend at home with a case of Corona.
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The UCSB baseball team will host Riverside this weekend in a three-game series at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. The Gauchos will hope to vault over the Highlanders.
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The UCSB softball team saw its eight-game winning streak end Wednesday, losing both games of its doubleheader in evening games at Fresno State.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
