Sports
The Gauchos won just one of their four games over the weekend in the prestigious tournament hosted by UC Berkeley, finishing twelfth. That result, however, may not be as discouraging as it may seem.
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Unexpected. Dominating. Unbelievable. Call it what you will, but the No. 6 UCSB women's volleyball team's new school record is as impressive as it sounds.
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In the battle for coastal bragging rights, UCSB and Loyola Marymount treated southern California to a struggle between two top-25 teams on Sunday. Yet the Lions claimed superiority over the Gauchos......
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When Sports Illustrated recently listed UCSB as the best sports school in the Big West Conference, one reason for the Gauchos' national recognition comes to mind. Make that two reasons.
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For a team that has endured its share of rocky, inconsistent soccer recently, the Rocky Mountains might look a bit intimidating to the UCSB women's soccer team.
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The Gauchos square off against national powers Long Beach State and Irvine in the Northern California Tournament this weekend at the University of California, Berkeley.
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The No. 6 UCSB women's volleyball team prepares for a big weekend in the Big West. The Gauchos face Utah State tonight at 7 in the Thunderdome and will try to keep their unblemished record intact
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The No. 25 UCSB men's soccer team hosts San Diego State tonight at 7 in Harder Stadium. The Gauchos then travel to face LMU on Sunday.
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Although the former UCSB women's basketball star and 2001-02 Big West Player of the Year will never don the blue and gold of the Gauchos again, Christensen displayed her unique tenacity and competitiv...
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He came, he saw, and he conquered. Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, UCSB freshman tennis player Mirco Schwindt is quickly making a name for himself as an elite Division I tennis player.
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The first three years of Danielle Bauer's career on the UCSB women's volleyball team were marked with flashes of brilliance and a serious bout with inconsistency.
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The UCSB men's and women's cross country teams have three weeks to train and assess themselves before they lace up their sneakers for the Pre-NCAA Meet in Terre Haute.
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UC Santa Barbara Athletic Director Gary Cunningham announced the hiring of the new UCSB women's water polo head coach, Danielle Altman.
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The USCB men's water polo team may be young, but they're not about to use some excuse about rebuilding this year. They want to win now.
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In a long season, the UCSB men's and women's cross country teams will not focus entirely on short-term goals, but on preparing for the long haul.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
