Sports
Sometimes it's the teams that you least expect that knock you out of contention for the postseason. That's exactly why UCSB women's soccer Head Coach Paul Stumpf is not taking his team's trip to Utah ...
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The UCSB men's soccer team will travel on the road to battle Cal State Northridge Saturday night at 7.
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The Gauchos rebounded from a slow start against Riverside Wednesday night to beat the Highlanders 5-0 at Harder Stadium. The Gauchos improved to 2-0-0 in the Big West, and 10-1-0 overall.
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College is a time for young adults to grow and achieve new heights of accomplishment. With such youth and vigor, we all strive to reach the highest peaks in life. For Joby Ogwyn, though, this is no me...
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The Intercollegiate Tennis Association All-American Championships, a tournament featuring everybody with rank and name among the collegiate tennis genus, witnessed an inconsistent UCSB men's tennis te...
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UCSB senior forward Rob Friend has spent the better part of two years wreaking havoc on opponents in the Big West. But it took a little faith on Friend's part for his recent Gaucho success to come int...
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Chicago Bears second-year running back Anthony Thomas pulled a drunk and bewildered Mark A. Moore out of his burning 1990 Oldsmobile Royale on Route 60 in Vernon Hills, Illinois.
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The UCSB men's water polo laid the smack-down against Long Beach State on Sunday to break a six-game losing streak to the 49ers. The Gauchos desperately needed their 9-7 victory over LBSU after fallin...
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The UCSB sailing club team knew what to do. The squad continued with its scheduled practice and prepared for its first regattas of the season, without worrying about the lack of a coach.
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The #7 UCSB women's volleyball team has played so dominantly these days that just winning won't even suffice. Lately, the Gauchos are finding new ways to impress not only themselves but also their fan...
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It might not have been pretty, but the UCSB women's soccer team pulled out a 4-3 victory over Cal State Northridge on Sunday night at a foggy Harder Stadium.
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This is what UCSB freshman defender Alan Keely did Saturday evening at Santa Barbara's Harder Stadium with less than two minutes remaining and the score knotted at 1-1.
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The Gauchos open the Big West season against Pacific at 7, hoping to carry over the momentum of an 8-1 triumph at Air Force in which sophomore midfielder Krystal Sandza scored a UCSB record five goals...
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After the first modern Big West crown under its belt and a near perfect non-conference reign, the UCSB men's soccer team opens conference play against Cal State Fullerton Saturday at 7 p.m. at Harder ...
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The No. 7 UCSB women's volleyball team hosts Cal Poly on Saturday at 7 p.m. in the Thunderdome. The Gauchos hope to improve their record to 17-0 with a win against the Mustangs.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
