Sports
It's not the Burning Bras, Burning Couches or Burning Bushes, but the Burning Skirts: the UCSB women's ultimate Frisbee club team. The Burning Skirts played four back-to-back games during the Santa Ba...
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The UCSB women's tennis team has won five straight matches after starting the year 0-2. The Gauchos won all three home matches, including a 5-2 win over Santa Clara on Sunday.
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The UCSB men's basketball team took control of a physical, low-scoring game with a 15-0 run in the final 4:38 to put the Vandals away 52-44 and remain in first place in the Big West Conference.
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Despite opening the weekend with a gutsy 12-inning, 4-2 victory over #11 University of Houston on Friday, the Gauchos blew leads in the ninth inning against Washington and Pepperdine. The Huskies defe...
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The Gauchos cruised to a 70-58 victory on Saturday night against Idaho to improve to 17-3 overall and 10-1 in the Big West. Santa Barbara sparked the second-half comeback with an 8-0 run with 12 minut...
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After winning all five games at the Early Bird Tournament at home last weekend, the Gauchos lost their first game of the season to Sacramento State 3-1 in the opening game of the Roundup. Santa Barbar...
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The #13 UCSB men's volleyball team dropped its fourth straight match Friday night against #11 UCLA at Pauley Pavilion. The Bruins needed only 90 minutes to sweep the Gauchos in three games, 30-26, 31-...
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Missing a layup and a free throw for a free dessert and entree at Chevys during a timeout, Jalon Wilson, the son of UCSB men's basketball Assistant Coach Marty Wilson, dragged his two little feet behi...
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The best advice for the Gauchos is to hit the ground running against Idaho because they will need the momentum in the coming week. After completing a perfect three-game homestand, the #17 UCSB women's...
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Struggling to find its identity as well as wins, the UCSB men's volleyball team travels to Pauley Pavilion tonight at 7 to face #7 UCLA. The Gauchos have lost five of their last six games and need a w...
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If the Gauchos have to venture off their home field, at least they will be on the familiar terrain of a beach. The UCSB baseball team will travel to Malibu for Pepperdine's first Battle at the Beach t...
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After passing its initial test of the season last weekend at the UCSB Early Bird Invitational, the UCSB softball team is all systems go heading into this weekend's Cal Poly Mustang Round-Up in San Lui...
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The #17 UCSB women's basketball team avenged a Jan. 18 nine point loss to Pacific on Wednesday night by thrashing the Tigers 66-37 in the Thunderdome.
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The Gauchos will square off against Utah State tonight at 7 in the Thunderdome for a chance at first place in the Big West Conference. Briefly in first place last week, UCSB has a shot at climbing to ...
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Freshman right-hander Steve Morlock pitched well enough to win his college debut, but the Gauchos couldn't support him at the end of the day. The UCSB baseball team fell to #3 USC 5-2 on Tuesday after...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
