Sports
The #13 UCSB men's volleyball team dropped its fourth straight match Friday night against #11 UCLA at Pauley Pavilion. The Bruins needed only 90 minutes to sweep the Gauchos in three games, 30-26, 31-...
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Missing a layup and a free throw for a free dessert and entree at Chevys during a timeout, Jalon Wilson, the son of UCSB men's basketball Assistant Coach Marty Wilson, dragged his two little feet behi...
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The best advice for the Gauchos is to hit the ground running against Idaho because they will need the momentum in the coming week. After completing a perfect three-game homestand, the #17 UCSB women's...
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Struggling to find its identity as well as wins, the UCSB men's volleyball team travels to Pauley Pavilion tonight at 7 to face #7 UCLA. The Gauchos have lost five of their last six games and need a w...
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If the Gauchos have to venture off their home field, at least they will be on the familiar terrain of a beach. The UCSB baseball team will travel to Malibu for Pepperdine's first Battle at the Beach t...
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After passing its initial test of the season last weekend at the UCSB Early Bird Invitational, the UCSB softball team is all systems go heading into this weekend's Cal Poly Mustang Round-Up in San Lui...
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The #17 UCSB women's basketball team avenged a Jan. 18 nine point loss to Pacific on Wednesday night by thrashing the Tigers 66-37 in the Thunderdome.
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The Gauchos will square off against Utah State tonight at 7 in the Thunderdome for a chance at first place in the Big West Conference. Briefly in first place last week, UCSB has a shot at climbing to ...
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Freshman right-hander Steve Morlock pitched well enough to win his college debut, but the Gauchos couldn't support him at the end of the day. The UCSB baseball team fell to #3 USC 5-2 on Tuesday after...
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Thirty years have passed since the United States government amended Title IX, one of the most successful civil rights laws in our history. Yet the controversial piece of legislation still generates tr...
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The #12 UCSB men's volleyball team found out quickly why #1 Irvine is the top-ranked team in the nation. The Anteaters easily disposed of the Gauchos in three games, 30-21, 30-25 and 30-26 at The Rob ...
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UCSB will hope that freshman Steve Morlock, who actually won the Sunday job over Posthumus before being pushed back with a minor injury, will be able to bag the Trojans in his first start at UCSB.
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The team is looking to reform and regroup after last year's disappointing eighth-place national finish, mostly because of the ending of the consortium between UCSB and SBCC by the Ultimate Players Ass...
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Santa Barbara enters the game having lost four of its last five matches, three of those coming at the hands of MPSF opponents.
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The weekend started off well for the UCSB baseball team, but by Sunday afternoon the Gauchos realized they had plenty of room to improve. After putting up three runs in the third, San Diego scored onc...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
