Sports
In a display of complete dominance, the Gauchos whipped and humbled UC Riverside, pulling out a convincing 5-0 win in the opening-round match of the Big West Tennis Championships at Blackhawk Country ...
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With a doubleheader against a fair Utah squad today and a three-game weekend series at cellar dweller Utah State, now is the time for the UCSB softball team to work up an appetite.
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In order for the UCSB women's tennis team to advance to the national tournament it must win the Big West Tournament to receive an automatic bid.
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The #11 UCSB women's water polo team wrapped up its regular season on Saturday, and now the team will focus on the upcoming Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament set to kick off Friday at Stan...
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Kirby Puckett was just acquitted of all charges against him in his sexual assault case. Allegedly, he had grabbed a woman in a crowded restaurant and pulled her into a bathroom and grabbed her breast.
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The UCSB men's golf team finished its season at the Big West Championships on Tuesday, finishing eighth out of nine teams at the Serrano Country Club in El Dorado Hills.
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The UCSB softball team has undergone a dramatic transformation over the past two years. This team rebounded from a last-place season in 2000-01 to blossoming into one of the most dangerous teams in th...
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In the midst of an eight-game losing skid, no lead feels safe. The UCSB baseball team learned this the hard way. Desperately needing a win, the Gauchos could not cling to a 10-0 lead to USC at Dedeaux...
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The Sweet Sixteen was bittersweet for the #16 UCSB men's rugby club team. The Gauchos fought mightily before bowing down 67-29 to California, the national champions for the 12th consecutive year, duri...
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The Gauchos (18-21, 1-8 in the Big West) square off against the University of Southern California at 5 p.m. today in Los Angeles in the second nonconference matchup between the schools this year.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams ran wild over the weekend at both the Pomona-Pitzer and Mt. Sac Invitationals. Santa Barbara posted many individual personal best times at Mt. Sac, wid...
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When the UCSB women's water polo team took to the pool over the weekend, it hoped to gain some momentum heading into the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation tournament next week. #4 Long Beach State an...
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On Saturday, the #70 UCSB men's tennis team won its fourth-straight match by edging #39 University of San Diego 4-3 in an important non-conference win at Campus Courts. The Gauchos will spend this wee...
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Santa Barbara has now lost eight consecutive games after being swept for the second weekend in a row. The Titans held a 24-run advantage over Santa Barbara in the three-game series, collecting victori...
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Determined to salvage something out of an otherwise frustrating weekend, the Gauchos scored three runs in the top of the sixth to erase the Mustangs' 3-1 lead. At this point in the season, the Gauchos...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
