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Undefeated and rolling, the UCSB men's soccer team of a year ago went into nationally ranked Loyola Marymount University thinking upset, but a late unwarranted call gave the Lions a one-man advantage ...
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Let's get physical. That's the motto for the UCSB women's soccer team during today's Big West matchup. The Gauchos will go head to head with Long Beach State at George Allen Field in Long Beach at 4:0...
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The Gauchos (7-4, 3-0 in the Big West) are preparing for the most grueling of all their Big West road trips. Not only does Santa Barbara spend over seven hours on a rumbling bus but the Gauchos have t...
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Both the men's and women's club soccer teams plowed through three years of probation and have finally scored as official UCSB-sponsored club teams. "We spent the first three years on probation because...
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This Friday, the UCSB men's and women's cross country teams will be in South Bend, Ind. to compete in the 48th annual Notre Dame Invitational. The Gauchos will face some of the top cross country progr...
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This year UCSB's rowing team can look forward to something else besides daily practices that begin at 6 in the morning. 2003-04 will mark the 40th anniversary of the program.
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For the UCSB men's soccer team, winning games is the most important mission, but getting nationally recognized always feels good too.
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49ers wide receiver Terrell Owens might be as close to a fictional character as they come, but there was nothing funny about Owens' nonfictional blame game on Sunday.
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The UCSB men's and women's cross country squads did not give the same winning performances on Saturday at the Stanford Invitational that the Gauchos have been accustomed to this season.
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It is true that the home team in Game 7 has won the last two World Series, but it certainly doesn't make Joe Buck's claim that "home field means everything" true. Here are five things to consider befo...
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Entering the 2003 season, the UCSB men's cross country team was an unproven bunch and Head Coach Pete Dolan had many doubts about his squad. When the Gauchos began the year by placing first at the UCS...
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Despite losing last year's number one runner Katie Appenrodt to graduation, the 2003 women's cross country squad enters the season with the promise of being one of the strongest in Gaucho history.
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With the way Santa Barbara is playing to open the season, it may be difficult to schedule games next season. Once again off to an undefeated start, the Gauchos disposed of nonconference opponent Sacr...
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It is now official. The UCSB women's soccer team is battle-tested. The team survived an arduous preseason schedule, with the Gauchos tying University of San Diego 1-1 on Sunday at Harder Stadium and d...
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The Gauchos hosted their home opener Friday against Riverside, and then Saturday played host to Cal State Fullerton, after starting their season with eight very tough nonleague matches and nine consec...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
