Sports
The reverie is over for the UCSB men's soccer team and reality has set in. Thanks to an awakening from LMU last weekend, the Gauchos now know they are vulnerable, no matter how well they play.
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The Gauchos (6-3-3, 1-1-1 in the Big West), hot until a 1-0 loss against Long Beach State and 1-1 tie versus Irvine last weekend, will try to tame one of the premier programs on the West Coast and in ...
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When senior midfielder and team captain David McGill went down late in the second half Sunday night against LMU, it was immediately apparent that Gauchos would have a serious void in the field for a d...
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The defending Big West champion men's tennis team is off to a phenomenal start this season as its three top returning players represented UCSB in the 2003 Icy Hot/ITA Men's All-American Championships ...
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Watching the national league divisional series battle - in which the Cinderella Florida Marlins toppled the heavily favored and defending national league champion San Francisco Giants - brought me bac...
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Led by junior co-captains Lesley Burk and Aileen Chang, UCSB's women's field hockey team is coming off of its first event of the year with a 1-1 record, including a 1-0 mark in conference play.
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The #10 UCSB men's water polo team traveled north to Stanford University this weekend to compete in the annual Nor Cal Tournament and came away with mixed results.
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The Notre Dame Invitational on Friday was supposed to be a meet that would prepare the UCSB men's and women's cross country teams for the NCAA Division I Pre-National Meet, and that is exactly what ha...
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Imagine your favorite meal lying on the table in front of you. Your stomach growls due to an undying hunger; you haven't eaten a meal in days. You reach toward the food, mouth salivating, stomach achi...
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All good streaks must come to an end. For the second straight year, the LMU Tigers handed the #7 Gauchos their first loss of the season. The loss brings to a halt the 14-game regular season win streak...
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On Thursday night, the UCSB women's volleyball team completed what Head Coach Kathy Gregory called "one of the biggest comebacks in Gaucho history" against #23 Pacific, defeating the Tigers in five ga...
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What started out as a measly road trip to get a few miles closer to the Big West Championship ended with a loss and a tie for the UCSB women's soccer team, dropping the Gauchos to 1-1-1 in Big West Co...
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Los Angeles Four title bouts featuring Latino champions showcased the best part of the sport today: the lower weight classes.
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If there were hip pockets on those spandex shorts, the #23 Tigers would have had last night's match tucked inside of them. Instead the #15 UCSB women's volleyball team (8-4, 4-0 in the Big West) overc...
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This weekend the UCSB women's volleyball team, ranked No. 15 nationally by USA Today and No.12 by Volleyball Magazine, takes its act back on the road to battle Northridge on Saturday night at 7.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
