Sports
Coming off two home losses, the UCSB women's soccer team will return to Harder Stadium to face Cal Poly Sunday night at 7. The No. 19 Mustangs (12-1-1 overall, 3-0-1 Big West) are not only Santa Barba...
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UC Santa Barbara's men's and women's cross country Head Coach Pete Dolan is no Chuck Woolery from "Love Connection." But under his watchful eye, love has blossomed for redshirt junior Ben Armel and fi...
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McAthy notched the game-winning goal, his fifth such kind the season and ninth overall, in the 79th minute to lead the #7 UCSB men's soccer team past Riverside (5-5-1 overall, 1-1-1 in the Big West) i...
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At one point in Tuesday night's game 6 of the National League Championship Series, the Cubs led 3-0, needing only five outs to secure their first World Series appearance since 1945.
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Big West women's soccer defensive units should beware; UCSB Head Coach Paul Stumpf has a triple-threat offensive attack and he's not afraid to use it. Junior forwards Jen Borcich and Randi Johns and m...
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UCSB men's and women's lacrosse are planning for the championships this season. For the past three years, the men's lacrosse team has taken fourth, third and second place respectively in the national ...
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The Gauchos allowed the most goals they've given up all year against New Mexico on Sunday - three. But the Gauchos achieved their highest goal total of the year also. Fortunately for the Gauchos, the ...
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Last week at the annual Nor Cal Tournament, tenth ranked UCSB lost to ninth ranked Loyola Marymount 6-7 in overtime but this weekend Santa Barbara sought revenge at home.
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UCSB was one of 19 universities that descended upon the California Roller Hockey Center in Upland this weekend to kickoff the 2003-04 season.
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The UCSB men’s tennis team played in the Bulldog Classic Tournament last weekend at Fresno State University, as four newcomers and two returning lettermen got a taste of the upcoming season. The...
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A week after scoring no goals for the first time all season last weekend against LMU, the #9 UCSB men's soccer team exploded with six goals Sunday against New Mexico at Harder Stadium in a 6-3 offensi...
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The UCSB women's soccer team dropped an important conference match to Riverside 2-0 at home last night despite dominating virtually every aspect of the game - except the number of goals scored.
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The #19 UCSB women's volleyball team twice came within one point of bagging quick three-game wins against Utah State and Idaho this weekend, but let game three slip in each contest, delaying inevitabl...
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The reverie is over for the UCSB men's soccer team and reality has set in. Thanks to an awakening from LMU last weekend, the Gauchos now know they are vulnerable, no matter how well they play.
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Six days after snapping their 23-game winning streak against Big West competition, the UCSB women's volleyball team returns home this weekend looking to extend their winning streak at home to three ma...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
