Sports
The UCSB women's swimming team started off its season with a splash. The Gauchos faced Northridge on Friday and showed them that UCSB swimming is the team of the future in the Big West, winning 104-94...
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During Saturday's match, it wasn't easy to tell which team was playoff-bound and which was just playing out the string. The #21 Gauchos (18-8, 14-4 in the Big West) dropped a shocker to a struggling C...
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Without the luxury of its top two offensive players, the UCSB men's basketball team rallied from behind to beat the University of Hawaii in Honolulu on Friday night in its season opener.
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Once again San Francisco entered Lambeau Field with hopes of ending their curse on the frozen tundra, and once again, they fell short. From the moment Brett Favre's pass fell into the hands of Javon W...
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Let the games begin. The UCSB men's basketball team officially begins the regular season tonight at 9 PST as the Gauchos invade Honolulu for a scheduled battle with the University of Hawaii.
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In a rematch of last season's second-round NCAA Tournament game, #6 Texas Tech again got the best of the #18 UCSB women's basketball team.
The Lady Raiders (3-0) defeated the Gauchos 68-41 Thursday ni...
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Throughout the history of the UCSB women's volleyball program, Head Coach Kathy Gregory's squad has only been the outright Big West Conference champion one time, which occurred last year.
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Imagine leaving everything you love. Imagine saying goodbye to your family, friends and life, just to play a sport that could potentially be your ticket to becoming a professional athlete.
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#18 Santa Barbara travels to Lubbock, Texas today to play #6 Texas Tech in the semifinals of the Preseason Women's National Invitational Tournament at 7 p.m. at United Spirit Arena.
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On Friday, the UCSB men's and women's swimming teams will travel to Northridge to take on the Matadors. The meet will begin at 2 p.m. at Matador Pool. Last year, UCSB beat Cal State Northridge at Sant...
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The Santa Barbara women's rugby team traveled to San Diego for the UCSD's annual Scrum by the Sea tournament this past weekend. The Gauchos took on traditional rugby powerhouse Berkeley in their first...
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Senior midfielder Memo Arzate and CSUN's William Sims were named Big West Offensive co-Players of the Year and junior goalkeeper Danny Kennedy was named Goalkeeper of the Year.
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The UCSB men's tennis team dominated in its final preseason tournament, the Cal Poly Big West Shootout, without any trouble last weekend in San Luis Obispo.
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Sunday, the #9 Gauchos defeated #14 Pacific 12-7 in the last conference match of the season. With the win, the Gauchos improved their overall record to 12-14 and earned home court advantage in the Mou...
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The UCSB men's basketball team has high expectations for 2003-04. Pegged to win the Big West in the conference preseason poll by both coaches and the media, the Gauchos are favored to repeat as regula...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
