Sports
The top two teams in the Big West have four losses between them at the halfway point in conference play. The Gauchos (27-17, 5-7 in the Big West) earned them all, taking three games from #4 Long Beach...
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It's official. Nothing brings people together like sex and violence.
Pi Kappa Alpha's Fight Night brought challengers from all over California - and one from France that ended up stealing the show - s...
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Santa Barbara's women's water polo team left everything in the pool this weekend at the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Championship tournament. The Gauchos closed out their season with a 2-2 recor...
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The place was getting a little dusty at Campus Diamond, so the UCSB softball team (28-26 overall, 10-4 in the Big West) brought out their brooms and swept the weekend series.
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The Gauchos face the top pitching team in the conference in a three-game set beginning tonight at 6:30 against 49er junior Jered Weaver, the best pitcher in the country and the incumbent for National ...
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In a tough division where two teams will likely make regionals, the UCSB softball team (25-26, 7-4) will have to get through Utah State (7-35, 3-9). The Utah women may look like a mice on paper, but t...
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UCSB track and field is looking for everything to work out in the long run, especially in the 800-meter,500-meter and 4x400 relay. The Gauchos will get their chance this weekend.
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All you need is love - a love for cycling that is, and that is something the UCSB cycling team has a lot of. Love coupled with hard work has brought the team a long way this year. The Gauchos started...
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For the second time in two weeks, UCSB women's water polo will face off against conference opponent San Jose State. This time, the Spartans and Gauchos will be battling to keep their respective season...
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Last Saturday, the UCSB men's lacrosse team came down with a case of d
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Hard work always pays off. With the completion of both the UCSB men's and women's tennis team's seasons, the All-Big West Conference teams were announced on Tuesday.
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Out of over 500 competing teams, the UCSB men's rugby team earned the 16th spot in the nation when it traveled to West Point Military Academy to compete in the Sweet 16 national tournament.
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The Santa Barbara women's water polo team (14-14, 4-7 in the MPSF) was looking for a strong finish to the regular season in preparation for this week's Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Championship ...
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Head Coach Paul Stumpf has signed seven new recruits to National Letters of Intent for the 2004 UCSB women's soccer team. Coming off a 2003 second-place finish in the Big West, the Gauchos secured thr...
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After two good old-fashioned spankings and seemingly in the midst of another, the UCSB baseball team put a halt to #30 Fullerton's reign of dominance and backhanded the Titans by way of an eight-run e...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
