Sports
It was a series full of firsts for UCSB baseball this weekend at Fresno. UCSB won the series by taking games one and two, a first in 2005. Junior starters Steve Morlock and Michael Martin both picked ...
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In its season opener, the UCSB track team pulled off men's and women's victories in a tri-meet with Claremont-Mudd-Scripps and Westmont. "It was our first meet of the year and it was in the rain," jun...
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One holiday weekend, a little rain and two losses left the UCSB men's tennis team full of disappointment. The Gauchos missed an opportunity to get back in the win column as Saturday's match against Da...
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Rain cancelled all but two games in this weekend's Commercial Capital Invitational Softball Tournament at Campus Diamond. After Thursday's tournament opener against BYU was rained out, the Gauchos (6-...
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Santa Barbara began the night with an 18-2 run, getting 12 points from senior forward Kristen Mann in the first eight minutes of play, and kept at the throats of the Tigers until the final buzzer blar...
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When you've lost 11 straight road games, it doesn't take a mathematician or some cigar-wielding, line-making Vegas junkie to realize that another loss is inevitable.
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With wet weather in the forecast at Fresno, the UCSB baseball team may be better off packing galoshes, ponchos and umbrellas than bats, gloves and cleats for this weekend's road trip.
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It might be raining and possibly even pouring, but no one on the Santa Barbara men's volleyball team will be getting much snoring done this weekend as the Gauchos travel down south for two tough road ...
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The UCSB women's water polo team will try to climb the national rankings this weekend when it takes on two of the top teams in the country.
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A six-game losing streak and yet another three-games-in-three-days weekend road trip wouldn't seem to bode well for the UCSB men's tennis team, but the Gauchos appear to be on the verge of turning the...
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For 28 minutes, it seemed like the Gauchos were poised to do the unthinkable against #19 Pacific, but fruitless shooting over a seven-minute stretch turned the notion into fiction. Down 48-44 with 11:...
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March is so close, the Gauchos (13-8 overall, 10-2 in the Big West) can taste it. As this dogfight of a season nears its end, the first-place UCSB women's basketball team is back in a familiar place w...
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After an impressive start, the #73 UCSB women's tennis team will begin an important road trip on Thursday against Big West Conference foe Cal State Northridge.
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After a laborious weekend in Sin City, the UCSB softball team hopes to get some tender bliss this weekend as it hosts the Commercial Capital Invitational, beginning today at Campus Diamond.
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The UCSB baseball team sure tried to make it look like a rivalry. However, a five-run fifth, four-run sixth and three-run seventh inning for the Gauchos turned a competitive game into a 14-2 beating o...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
