Sports
In the day-to-day life of going through the motions, it's not often that a college student has a chance to educate his colleagues. If one is so privileged, it's rare that any of it ever actually hits ...
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Aaron Mansfield knows how to get low. The senior libero out of Sunnyvale, Calif., has amassed 987 career digs to secure his spot atop the UCSB men's volleyball career list by besting Assistant Coach T...
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If nothing else, UCSB baseball can take relief in the fact that a certain combination of three letters appears nowhere else in the rest of its schedule. USC took advantage of the shorthanded Gauchos (...
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When I woke up this morning I was hit with a sad and scary realization: I'm not 16 anymore. Not that I'm old by any means, but my body used to be made of rubber. This past weekend, however, made me re...
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Simply put, they are ready. The UCSB (10-12 overall, 3-1 in the Big West) men's tennis team ended the regular season with a dominating 7-0 sweep of Westmont. The Gauchos have won three games in the la...
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The rest of the men's water polo teams in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation might be feeling like Little Red Riding Hood because the Big Bad Wolf is coming to Santa Barbara.
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The UCSB women's tennis team split a pair of nonconference matches this weekend in preparation for the all-important Big West Tournament, which kicks off later this week.
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In a time of uncertainty, a familiar opponent may be exactly the thing the UCSB baseball team needs. On the other hand, that opponent is nationally ranked USC.
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With the regular season winding down, the UCSB men's lacrosse team has put itself in prime position to make another run at a national championship.
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The UCSB women's lacrosse team's hopes for an undefeated season were crushed Friday after a 9-5 loss to rival Cal Poly at Rec Cen field. "I think [the loss] will help us in the long run," junior Kati...
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It is Nationals or bust for the UCSB men's ultimate Frisbee team, who qualified for Regionals after defeating UC San Diego in Sunday's sectional final 15-8.
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Most children entertain fantasies of playing professional sports when they grow up - senior Kristen Mann will get to live out that dream. Mann became the highest Women's National Basketball Associatio...
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The good news this weekend for the UCSB baseball team was getting a 2-1 series victory over UCLA. The bad news is that Santa Barbara's next shortstop may spontaneously combust when he steps foot on th...
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It was a weekend of personal bests and school records when the Santa Barbara track and field team headed to Walnut, Calif., for the Mount San Antonio College (SAC) Invitational and to Pomona for the P...
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Even a team as good as UCSB men's rugby couldn't beat Utah short-handed on Saturday in the Divison I Elite Eight at Harder Stadium. With 11 minutes left in the game, a call against the Gauchos tossed ...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
