Sports
It's go time for the UCSB men's cross country team when they travel to Indiana for their first big meet of the season: the NCAA Pre-Nationals. Racing in a field that includes the nation's top-ranked t...
read more
With the 2005 season in full swing, the UCSB women's cross country team is training for its most important meet of the season: the October 15th NCAA pre-nationals in Terre Haute, Indiana.
read more
It's been a long break but the UCSB women's rugby team is back and in great form after a decisive 36-0 win over Claremont McKenna last Sunday.
read more
Although it is still early in the UCSB women's club soccer season, one statistic stands out in addition to its impressive undefeated record. In just four games, the Gauchos have outscored opponents 26...
read more
Anyone who thinks that the only good players in Santa Barbara can be found on the Division I UCSB men's soccer team should think again. The UCSB men's club soccer team is tearing up the turf again thi...
read more
Jumping, dodging and flipping -- that's what the UCSB water ski team has been doing at its four fall tournaments - setting personal bests and establishing its name in the Western Region. UCSB competed...
read more
I hate the Anaheim of the Los Angeles area of Orange County of the United States of the planet Earth ... Angels. I loathe them. True story. But when you loathe every team in the playoffs, you take the...
read more
The #14 UCSB men's soccer team stayed undefeated in the Big West, coming from behind twice in a 2-2 double overtime tie with fellow Big West powerhouse Northridge.
read more
After charging out of the gates to start 2005 conference play by trouncing Irvine, the UCSB women's soccer team could not avoid a couple unlucky bounces in Long Beach, landing it a weekend split to ki...
read more
The UCSB women's volleyball team is going streaking. What began as one of its worst records in their history is nothing but a memory of the past for the Gauchos (8-7 overall, 4-1 in the Big West), who...
read more
The waters of Southern California were anything but warm and friendly for the UCSB men's water polo team this weekend. Fifteenth-ranked Santa Barbara dropped its first Mountain Pacific Sports Federati...
read more
The school year is young, but the UCSB men's soccer season is already at its best. The #14 Gauchos host their fellow Big West powerhouse Northridge this weekend.
read more
With the sting of three straight losses in the Big West Tournament championship game over the past three seasons still fresh on its mind, the UCSB women's soccer team kicks off the 2005 conference sea...
read more
Bringing out the brooms last weekend not only gave the UCSB women's volleyball team two more wins in the victory column, but also put a brand new spring in its step.
read more
A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
