Sports
The #60 UCSB women’s tennis team welcomed #28 Long Beach State Saturday, as the match gave them a chance to knock the two-time defending champions out of the #1 seed in the Big West. The 49ers p...
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The #8 UCSB men's volleyball team lost its third consecutive game of the season, as #1 UC Irvine clinched its first Mountain Pacific Sports Federation title Saturday night, during the last night of re...
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The UCSB baseball team dropped its second-straight series, losing the two of three at Pacific in the weekend matchup. The Tigers notched their 20th and 21st wins of the season, downing the Gauchos (15...
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The UCSB softball team benefited from a nonconference trip north, taking the weekend series against UC Davis - dropping the first game 2-1 before winning the following two games 6-4 and 8-0.
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The UCSB women's water polo team split its doubleheader in San Diego on Saturday, losing 11-7 to #8 San Diego State and bouncing back to win a double overtime nail-biter 13-12 over UC San Diego later ...
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The UCSB softball team will be looking to squeeze out some wins during its weekend trip to UC Davis for its last nonconference action of the season.
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The UCSB women's lacrosse team ran out of time against Cal Poly on Thursday night, dropping a 9-6 decision to the Mustangs at Harder Stadium. After falling behind 8-2 early in the third quarter, the G...
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Faced with its lowest ranking all year, the #12 UCSB women's water polo team heads south this Saturday to sprint with #8 San Diego State at 10 a.m. and #15 UC San Diego at 3 p.m.
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The #6 UCLA men's volleyball team efficiently swept #8 UCSB in three sets, preparing for next week's play-in match in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation tournament.
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The UCSB baseball team looks to win its first series in conference play this weekend when the Gauchos head to Stockton to take on Pacific. Santa Barbara (14-15 overall, 1-2 in the Big West) struggled ...
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After completing the best season in the program's seven-year history, the UCSB women's rugby team is headed to Pennsylvania as the #10 seed in the opening round of the NCAA Division I rugby playoffs t...
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The UCSB track and field team will split up this week to face competition in two different locales. A portion of the squad will compete in the Cal Invitational Multi's, held in Azusa and the others wi...
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The #4 UCSB men's lacrosse team finished its weekend road trip to Arizona with a win and a loss. The Gauchos (7-5 overall, 5-3 Western Collegiate Lacrosse League) lost a tough match to #11 Arizona 9-6...
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After capturing the Big West men's and women's championships in February, the UCSB swim team has continued its winning ways into the postseason. With trips to the American Short Course Championships, ...
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A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
