Sports
For only the second time this season, the UCSB track and field team will have the opportunity to show its skills in front of a home crowd when it plays host to Cal Poly on Saturday in the Battle of th...
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Things went well early for the UCSB women's water polo team in its opening-round game in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament on Thursday. The Gauchos led 4-1 in the first quarter of the ...
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With a series against Big West powerhouse Cal State Fullerton looming, the UCSB baseball team is looking to pick up a few conference wins against Cal State Northridge this weekend. The weekend series ...
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The UCSB men's tennis team will look to prove its Big West supremacy, as it takes the #1 seed into the conference tournament this weekend. After wrapping up their third consecutive regular season Big ...
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The #70 UCSB women's tennis team is looking to extend the season of its six seniors for at least three more matches, as the Gauchos kick off the Big West Tournament this weekend in Indian Wells. The G...
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Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, shot! Oh, if only those words reminded me of heckling opposing players in a high school game. But, alas, it was Brent Barry that went all high school on all of us Kings...
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Up against the best in the nation, the #16 UCSB men's rugby team put up a fight last Saturday, but failed in their attempt to be the first U.S. collegiate team to beat #1 Cal in the last four years.
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The UCSB baseball team picked up its second win of the year over a Pac-10 Conference powerhouse, defeating #22 UCLA 11-8 last night. UCSB also knocked off USC in early April.
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Although it appeared to be the better team on the field in its Sweet 16 game against Ohio State, costly turnovers held up the UCSB women's rugby team, allowing the Buckeyes to escape with a 15-10 win ...
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An early lead, strong play from UCSD senior All-American attack Nick Dean and some Gaucho turnovers handed UC San Diego a 10-7 upset win over the UCSB men's lacrosse team in the Western Collegiate Lac...
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Last weekend, the #2 UCSB women's lacrosse team made an appearance at the Western Women's Lacrosse League (WWLL) championships at Occidental College, winning two games early on Saturday but dropping t...
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Barry Lamar Bonds finally hit his first home run of the season on Saturday afternoon in Colorado - and there's a lot about that statement that's interesting. First, the whole deal with using someone's...
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It was a weekend of downs and ups for the UCSB women's water polo team. After dropping its final Mountain Pacific Sports Federation game of the season to #1 USC on Friday 16-9, the Gauchos returned ho...
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The UCSB baseball team maintained its consistency, dropping two of three games over the weekend at UC Irvine. The Gauchos have won just one game in each of their first three Big West series.
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Despite dropping the series to Cal State Northridge, the UCSB softball team salvaged the weekend with a late win on the road yesterday to avoid a sweep.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
