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The UCSB baseball team played its final home series of the season this weekend, as the Gauchos defeated UC Davis two games to one. The Gauchos (25-26 overall, 8-10 in the Big West) racked up a total o...
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The UCSB softball team has packed its bags and is off to the Big Dance for the second time in program history. The Gauchos begin their NCAA tournament trip today, facing off against Notre Dame Univers...
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If you're opening to the sports page out of your own free will, chances are you've already read Moneyball from cover to cover. Even for the average non-East Bay baseball fanatic, the book was genius. ...
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After three stellar series in conference play, the UCSB baseball team faces its final nonconference opponent of the season this weekend as UC Davis comes to Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. Santa Barbara (23-2...
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The UCSB baseball team's old habits came back to haunt it as the squad issued 13 walks and hit two batters in a 10-5 loss to #20 Pepperdine University. Five of the Waves' (38-18 overall) 10 runs came ...
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The #71 UCSB men's tennis team ended its season Saturday with a 4-0 loss to #20 Cal in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. The Gauchos (15-11 overall) lost the doubles point and went on to lose th...
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It's only a matter of time before Barry Bonds hits home run number 714*. At least, it seems like it's only a matter of time before Barry catches the Sultan of Swat on the all-time home run list. Right...
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In her five years at the helm of the UCSB softball team, Head Coach Kristy Schroeder has brought her team to the NCAA Tournament for the first and second time in the program's history, and that's only...
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At the U.S. Lacrosse Men's Division Intercollegiate Associates (MDIA) National Championships, one goal can be the difference between a national title and coming up short. The UCSB men's lacrosse team ...
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Despite a tournament arrangement that left the #5 UCSB women's lacrosse team in an unfavorable position, the Gauchos were able to rebound from a first-round loss to win their last two games of the Int...
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There is something about the black and yellow of Long Beach State that brings out the best in UCSB baseball. The Gauchos (23-24 overall, 8-10 in the Big West) took the first two games from the second-...
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The UCSB softball team ended its regular season on both a low note - dropping the final Big West Conference series to Long Beach State - and a high note - earning an at-large bid to the NCAA Tournamen...
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The UCSB men's track team was disappointed at the Big West Track & Field Championships due to some key injuries, but left the weekend with a positive outlook as new faces stepped up their game for the...
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Moral victories aside, the UCSB women's track and field team was unable to defend their Big West Championship title, falling to second place behind Cal State Northridge 207-165.50.
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A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
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A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
