Sports
The UCSB cross country teams head to two different venues this weekend with hopes of continuing their recent success. The top runners for each team will make the trip to Terre Haute, Ind., to compete ...
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It's that time once again to hear the splash at Campus Pool, as the defending Big West champion UCSB women's swimming team opens its season with a non conference game Saturday against UCLA and Oregon ...
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It will be an important week for the UCSB's women's volleyball team, as the Gauchos take on a pair of Big West Conference foes in the race for the Big West title. Santa Barbara opens the weekend with ...
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With a pair of solid shut-outs over the weekend and the Big West's Player of the Week in its midst, the UCSB women's soccer team is shooting for another victory tonight against non-conference opponent...
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Last week we made our picks for the Division Series, and I kind of didn't pick the right, uhhh... see what had happened was that, uhhh... basically I didn't do so well. Let's just say that if this wer...
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Despite the fact that Boston's complete dismantling of my Angels made me the biggest Indians fan around, I just don't see the Tribe stopping the Red Sox. With the gems that ace Josh Beckett and Octobe...
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It was a disappointing summer for me in two very important ways. First of all, I am still nowhere near the top 1,000 on mancrush.com. I blame all of you for this, so get on it and get me on that list....
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For the UCSB women's club field hockey team (2-2 overall), there is no place quite like home. After dropping their first two games of the season on the road, the Gauchos returned home for two games ov...
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Heartbreak was the name of the game on Saturday as the UCSB women's volleyball team fell to Big West foe Cal State Fullerton (8-8 overall, 3-2 in the Big West) 3-2 in a five-game match at the Thunderd...
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It's amazing how a little time and experience can help a team bounce back from a rough start. It's even better when the team comes back when it counts.
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On a night when the offense needed some help, the defense for the #12 UCSB men's soccer team stepped up as the Gauchos beat Cal State Fullerton 1-0 at Harder Stadium on Saturday night.
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The men's water polo team put together a well-balanced attack in knocking off #12 UCSD 13-10 (9-7 overall) at the Tritons' home pool. The #8 Gauchos (13-7 overall, 0-1 in the Mountain Pacific Sports F...
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Yi Jianlian arrived in the U.S. but he still refuses to answer questions about his true age. Hey if basketball doesn't pan out, maybe Yi and Greg Oden can join a shuffleboard league together.
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After acing its first two Big West tests, the #12 UCSB men's soccer team will look to keep its momentum going when Cal State Fullerton (4-4-1 overall, 0-1-1 in the Big West) visits Harder Stadium Satu...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
