Sports
The #13 UCSB women's water polo team (4-3 overall, 0-1 Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) will have plenty of opportunities this weekend to end their three game slide when they head to Irvine for a f...
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While the Gauchos are streaking toward the top of the Big West standings, they'll take a break from conference action tonight to participate in the ESPNU Bracket Busters series with a game at former l...
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Coming off the biggest win of the season, the #14 UCSB men's volleyball team will travel down south to face #7 UC Irvine (8-9 overall, 5-7 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) this Saturday, wit...
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The UC Santa Barbara softball team plays its first three-day series of the season at Campus Diamond in the UCSB Softball by the Beach Tournament against the Portland State and St. John's.
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After winning two games in a row, the UCS men's tennis team is ready to take on Oregon at the Rec Cen Courts Sunday at 1 p.m., weather pending.
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After a disappointing 2007 season in which they finished 23-31 overall, including a 9-12 conference record that put them sixth in the Big West, the Gaucho baseball team will look to bounce back in a b...
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If you didn’t go to the women’s basketball game last night you missed the hottest team in the Big West. Ever. The QB is sure Jake Kelly is out for the year because she got knocked up.
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The #14 UCSB men's volleyball team (7-7 overall, 5-5 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) looked well rested last night as they defeated the UCLA Bruins (10-6 overall, 7-5 MPSF), 3-1, in a pivot...
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Don't tell anyone, but the Gauchos are quietly making an under-the-radar run at the Big West Conference crown.
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With the Big West Championships looming, the UCSB women's basketball team couldn't be carrying much more momentum. A string of wins 13-long that stretches all the way back to 2007 has the Gauchos on t...
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Just when everyone began to write them off, the UCSB men's basketball team is once again making noise in the Big West Conference standings.
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For the UCSB men's and women's swim teams, it's time to switch in gear, battle through gruesome competitions and feel the heat of the Big West Championships beginning today and ending Saturday. The Ga...
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After a much-welcomed light week, the #14 Gaucho men's volleyball team looks to get back into the swing of things, hosting Mountain Pacific Sports Federation rival #6 UCLA. It will be the meeting of p...
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UCSB's track season started strong this past Saturday at the Gaucho Round-Up.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
