Sports
With last week's loss to second-place UC Davis, the UCSB women's basketball had their undefeated run in the Big West snapped. With three games left in the season, the Gauchos (18-7, 12-1 in the Big We...
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The roller coaster season for the #12 UCSB men's volleyball team continues today, as the Gauchos face two SoCal teams on the bottom end of the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation spectrum. Tonight's ga...
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After what seemed to be a promising start to the season, the UCSB women's water polo team comes home this weekend to play #1 UCLA searching for answers and to end their eight-game losing streak.
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After sweeping the Gaucho Round-Up last week, the UCSB men's and women's track teams will head down the coast to face four other UC schools this Saturday at Irvine's Anteater Stadium. Joining UC Irvin...
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After a 13-inning loss on the road against #3 UCLA, the UCSB baseball team (3-1) will look to bounce back in a four-game series at Loyola Marymount (1-3). The Lions, who have already played and lost t...
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The Nexus sports crew knows how to make it rain, but it’s hard to tell what side we’re taking in the Mayweather vs. Big Show bout. We’re guessing Floyd just buries him in a truckload...
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Because the marketing department for UCSB Athletics has seemingly been on vacation for the last four months - with the exception of creating a timeout game in which the odds of winning are nearly one ...
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The UCSB men's tennis team (3-3 overall) lost 6-1 to #6 UCLA (8-1) after a series of long two-set singles matches and an injury to freshman Alexander Konigsfeld yesterday.
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The UCSB baseball team (3-1 overall) played it close with #3 UCLA (2-1) in a 13-inning grind, but ultimately fell to the Bruins 4-5 in a very well pitched game on both sides. After the Bruins tied it ...
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How cool is it that Jim Rome called ESS Professor Al Ferrer a "college baseball icon" on his national T.V. show yesterday? I'm guessing the waiting list for Sports Management just got a whole lot long...
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After sweeping Marist College over the weekend to open the season, the UCSB baseball team heads south to face UCLA for one game at Jackie Robinson Stadium tonight at 6 p.m. The Bruins (2-1 overall), w...
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The UCSB softball team persevered through rain and cold weather to take four out of five games in this weekend's Softball by the Beach Tournament.
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The UCSB men's tennis team will travel to Westwood today to play #6 UCLA at 1:30 p.m.
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The UCSB men's tennis team (3-2 overall) continued its winning ways, beating Oregon 6-1 on Sunday afternoon at the Rec Cen courts in the Gauchos biggest win over a Pac-10 school in a decade.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
