Sports
After sweeping the Gaucho Round-Up last week, the UCSB men's and women's track teams will head down the coast to face four other UC schools this Saturday at Irvine's Anteater Stadium. Joining UC Irvin...
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After a 13-inning loss on the road against #3 UCLA, the UCSB baseball team (3-1) will look to bounce back in a four-game series at Loyola Marymount (1-3). The Lions, who have already played and lost t...
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The Nexus sports crew knows how to make it rain, but it’s hard to tell what side we’re taking in the Mayweather vs. Big Show bout. We’re guessing Floyd just buries him in a truckload...
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Because the marketing department for UCSB Athletics has seemingly been on vacation for the last four months - with the exception of creating a timeout game in which the odds of winning are nearly one ...
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The UCSB men's tennis team (3-3 overall) lost 6-1 to #6 UCLA (8-1) after a series of long two-set singles matches and an injury to freshman Alexander Konigsfeld yesterday.
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The UCSB baseball team (3-1 overall) played it close with #3 UCLA (2-1) in a 13-inning grind, but ultimately fell to the Bruins 4-5 in a very well pitched game on both sides. After the Bruins tied it ...
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How cool is it that Jim Rome called ESS Professor Al Ferrer a "college baseball icon" on his national T.V. show yesterday? I'm guessing the waiting list for Sports Management just got a whole lot long...
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After sweeping Marist College over the weekend to open the season, the UCSB baseball team heads south to face UCLA for one game at Jackie Robinson Stadium tonight at 6 p.m. The Bruins (2-1 overall), w...
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The UCSB softball team persevered through rain and cold weather to take four out of five games in this weekend's Softball by the Beach Tournament.
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The UCSB men's tennis team will travel to Westwood today to play #6 UCLA at 1:30 p.m.
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The UCSB men's tennis team (3-2 overall) continued its winning ways, beating Oregon 6-1 on Sunday afternoon at the Rec Cen courts in the Gauchos biggest win over a Pac-10 school in a decade.
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Seniors Marta Simic and Charlotte Scatliffe set the tone for the UCSB women's tennis team's fifth match of the season in a dominating 8-1 victory over Eastern Michigan's top-ranked doubles squad en ro...
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The UCSB men's golf team started off the season in style, heading to Honolulu, Hawaii to compete in the John Burns Intercollegiate tournament. In the exceptionally tough field of 21 teams, the Gauchos...
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How can a NHL player get a DUI? Those guys are so hardcore, they can pound a handle of just about anything and still skate like a fairy.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
