Sports
After clinching the Big West regular season title over the weekend, the UCSB women's basketball team will have two more games to tune up for its postseason run, starting with a clash against Northridg...
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The Gaucho men's golf squad recovered from a poor start to take third place in the UC Riverside Braveheart Classic on Tuesday. After shooting a 320 on Monday, good for a share of eighth place, the Gau...
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"Epic" - by far the most overused word in the world of surfers and surf stories. Surfers drop the E-bomb at a frightening frequency to describe their most insane rides from years ago, or even their od...
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The QB hopes you join him in heckling some Canadians at tomorrow night's spring soccer opener against the Canadian U-23 team. Don't know anything about Canadian soccer, but they're still going down, e...
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After beating up on little-known Marist the last time they played in Santa Barbara, the Gauchos (6-3 overall) showed the home fans that they can keep up with more talented teams as well, defeating Cal...
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The #13 UCSB men's volleyball team continues their four-match road swing down south to face #3 Cal State Northridge tonight in Northridge. The Gauchos (5-8 overall, 7-10 in the Mountain Pacific Sports...
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A three-hour marathon match in the top-ranked singles slot ended in heartbreak for senior Marta Simic and the UCSB women's tennis team as the squad dropped their first match at home 4-3 to Georgia Sta...
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Congrats, Chris “Birdman” Andersen, for getting back in the league after a two-year drug suspension. Here’s to smoking some celebratory chewy blunts with the QB and ‘Sheed.
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The UCSB women's tennis team went 1-2 against the Arizona schools this weekend, notching a hard-fought 4-3 victory over Northern Arizona on Friday while losing to #52 Arizona 4-3 the following afterno...
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In just the second meet of the season, the UCSB track and field team received stellar performances by both men's and women's squads, but were unable to keep the Gaucho's All-Cal Cup winning streaks al...
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Fresh off a trip to Hawaii, the UCSB men's golf team must now head down to Beaumont, Calif. March 3 and 4 to compete in the annual UC Riverside Braveheart Classic. The Gauchos look to build off their ...
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Congrats to Big Ben and his new $102 million contract. The QB loves how he continues to ride his motorcycle after nearly killing himself.
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On a night when four seniors took the Thunderdome floor for the final time, it was a sophomore who stole the spotlight.
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Cases of Andre have been flying off the shelves for a Gaucho pennant celebration since Saturday night, when the UCSB women's basketball team ran over UC Riverside to lock up its 12th Big West conferen...
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In its first four game series of the season, the UCSB baseball team (5-3 overall) came away with two wins in four well-contested games against LMU (3-5).
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
