Sports
When you surf for long enough, surfing transforms into one of two things. It may become your vessel, launching you via the crests of thousands of waves toward places you've never been before and peopl...
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Who cares about the Cavs-Wizards series if Agent Zero is on the bench? Not the QB, but Sir Gilbert looked damn snazzy in his yellow suit.
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Casual UCSB baseball fans may have caught a glimpse of Colorado Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs in the World Series last year and realized he was a former Gaucho, but the man they call Spilly was h...
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The QB’s fantasy baseball team can’t help but wish Bill Geivett would have divulged some hints about the Rockies evolving closer situation during his interview with the Nexus…
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Oh, the NFL Draft. The most over-hyped and commercialized piece of propaganda I've ever seen in the world of sports. Do the NFL and ESPN really think people want to tune in for an entire weekend of co...
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The UCSB men's club lacrosse team came into the weekend looking to avenge an earlier loss to Arizona State and to solidify a birth into the Men's Collegiate Lacrosse Association National Championships...
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Maybe Michael Jordan has a clue about how to run an NBA franchise. Two Carolina players and now Tar Heel Larry Brown. It should be fun seeing Brown rip crybaby two games into next year.
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The #62 UCSB men's tennis team conquered the Big West for the third-consecutive season this weekend, beating division rival Cal Poly 4-1on Saturday and Pacific 4-0 in the finals on Sunday in the Big W...
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It's the at bat every young baseball player dreams of: a home run with the bases loaded in the ninth to put your team ahead for the win. For junior right fielder Brian Gump, that dream became a realit...
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The UCSB women's water polo team wrapped up its season by finishing 12th in the end-of-the-year Mountain Pacific Sports Federation tournament.
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Before the 2008 Big West Championships began, Head Coach Pete Kirkwood commented that his squad would need a little magic to make a deep run in the tournament.
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For the third consecutive Sunday, the UC Santa Barbara softball team managed to avoid a sweep with offense and stellar pitching.
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The UCSB track and field team made a trip up north to California's hat this past weekend to compete in the Oregon Relays. Just a portion of the team made the trip, but those who did recorded quality p...
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Don't look now, but the Oakland A's are tied for the best record in the AL. No, seriously, don't look. They play much better when no one thinks they're gonna be good. Who's Emil Brown? I don't care. K...
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After a surprising nonconference loss to Cal State Northridge (16-20 overall, 4-8 in the Big West) on the road this past Tuesday, the UC Santa Barbara baseball team (27-12, 6-3 Big West) will resume c...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
