Sports

Armchair QB

May 8, 2008 by

The QB thinks its entirely plausible that the cops roughed up Cedric Benson because he effed up their fantasy football seasons, not because he was drunk. 3.4 yards per carry? Are you kidding me.
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Versatile Martin Rebuilds Career

May 7, 2008 by

A lot of seasoned I.V. residents have the luxury of taking extra time to wrap up their collegiate tenure at UCSB, having a final go-around of booze and blackouts as they cruise through a fifth and fin...
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Pavlovian Sayings: MVP’s, Melrose the Mullet and Much, Much More

May 7, 2008 by

People are constantly asking me what "Pavlovian Sayings" - the name that appears at the top of this column every week - really means. OK, well maybe not people. Maybe one person, and actually come to ...
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Knocked Up and Out

May 7, 2008 by

A-Rod takes a lot of shit for a lot of different things, but the QB can’t really blame him for passing out during the birth of his first child. Any guy would have a momentary freakout after seei...
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Breaking Down the A’s

May 6, 2008 by

Every diehard Oakland Athletics fan nowadays can remember the good old days of the Haas family ownership. Where the green and gold could gaze at the rolling Oakland Hills peeking above the outfield bl...
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He’s So Smooth

May 6, 2008 by

Ervin Santana? 6-0 with a 2.02 ERA and a 0.88 WHIP. Johan Santana? 3-2 with a 2.91 ERA and a 1.01 WHIP. Sorry, Mets fans, the better Santana is under the radar out West.
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Wasted Chanced Haunt Gauchos in Crucial Series

May 5, 2008 by

In a prime opportunity to rise to the top of the Big West conference standings, the UC Santa Barbara baseball team could not come away with the weekend series at home, dropping two out of three to #12...
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SB Roars to Wins Over Tigers

May 5, 2008 by

Although each Gaucho wore a "Play Like It's Sunday" ribbon on their shoes this weekend, Saturday turned out to be the better day for UCSB.
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Gauchos Can’t Keep Pace With Mustangs

May 5, 2008 by

While the Kentucky Derby was being run over 2,000 miles away, the UCSB track and field team was running races of their own this weekend, as action around the oval heated up when the Gauchos traveled u...
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Armchair QB

May 5, 2008 by

Papa John's is offering 23 cent pizzas to Cleveland residents after offending LeBron with T-shirts that say "crybaby" on them. Your move Dominos, that 4-4-4 deal looks pretty shitty by comparison...
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SB To Vie for First Place

May 2, 2008 by

The battle for the Big West title will undoubtedly heat up this weekend, as the second place UC Santa Barbara baseball team welcomes perennial power and conference leader Cal State Fullerton for a thr...
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Senior Day Highlights Weekend Set

May 2, 2008 by

UCSB softball returns to Campus Diamond for a critical pairing with the University of Pacific this weekend.
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UCSB Set to Run With Cal Poly in Tough Conference Dual Meet

May 2, 2008 by

The entire UCSB track and field team returns to action this weekend as the Gauchos hope to tame the Mustangs in a Big West Conference dual meet at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo. The Gauchos have yet to ...
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I smell a rat.

May 2, 2008 by

With the news that Jose Canseco foreclosed on his Encino home, the QB can’t help but wonder who he’s going to rat out in his next book. Smart money’s on Micah Owings…
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Waves Take Season Series Lead

May 1, 2008 by

With a chance to improve its postseason resume, the UCSB baseball team failed to take advantage during a home contest against #13 Pepperdine, falling 7-3 yesterday at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. The loss ...
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