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In a prime opportunity to rise to the top of the Big West conference standings, the UC Santa Barbara baseball team could not come away with the weekend series at home, dropping two out of three to #12...
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Although each Gaucho wore a "Play Like It's Sunday" ribbon on their shoes this weekend, Saturday turned out to be the better day for UCSB.
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While the Kentucky Derby was being run over 2,000 miles away, the UCSB track and field team was running races of their own this weekend, as action around the oval heated up when the Gauchos traveled u...
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Papa John's is offering 23 cent pizzas to Cleveland residents after offending LeBron with T-shirts that say "crybaby" on them. Your move Dominos, that 4-4-4 deal looks pretty shitty by comparison...
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The battle for the Big West title will undoubtedly heat up this weekend, as the second place UC Santa Barbara baseball team welcomes perennial power and conference leader Cal State Fullerton for a thr...
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UCSB softball returns to Campus Diamond for a critical pairing with the University of Pacific this weekend.
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The entire UCSB track and field team returns to action this weekend as the Gauchos hope to tame the Mustangs in a Big West Conference dual meet at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo. The Gauchos have yet to ...
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With the news that Jose Canseco foreclosed on his Encino home, the QB can’t help but wonder who he’s going to rat out in his next book. Smart money’s on Micah Owings…
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With a chance to improve its postseason resume, the UCSB baseball team failed to take advantage during a home contest against #13 Pepperdine, falling 7-3 yesterday at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. The loss ...
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When you surf for long enough, surfing transforms into one of two things. It may become your vessel, launching you via the crests of thousands of waves toward places you've never been before and peopl...
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Who cares about the Cavs-Wizards series if Agent Zero is on the bench? Not the QB, but Sir Gilbert looked damn snazzy in his yellow suit.
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Casual UCSB baseball fans may have caught a glimpse of Colorado Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs in the World Series last year and realized he was a former Gaucho, but the man they call Spilly was h...
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The QB’s fantasy baseball team can’t help but wish Bill Geivett would have divulged some hints about the Rockies evolving closer situation during his interview with the Nexus…
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Oh, the NFL Draft. The most over-hyped and commercialized piece of propaganda I've ever seen in the world of sports. Do the NFL and ESPN really think people want to tune in for an entire weekend of co...
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The UCSB men's club lacrosse team came into the weekend looking to avenge an earlier loss to Arizona State and to solidify a birth into the Men's Collegiate Lacrosse Association National Championships...
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
