Sports
Coming off an impressive showing at the Stanford Invite, the UCSB men's and women's cross country team stumble at the National Collegiate Athletic Association Pre-National Invitational. The Gauchos pl...
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Heading on the road to rumble with a rival can be intimidating for weak teams, but for teams with title aspirations, a big game is just a chance to do big things.
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In a game full of heroes, senior driver Daniel Natalizio rose above the rest, netting a tremendous backhand in sudden death to lift the #8 UCSB men's water polo team over #9 UC Irvine 13-12 at Campus ...
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Tonight is going to be big. UCSB heads up to Cal Poly to take on the Mustangs on national television tonight at 8. The Big West regular season attendance record is likely to be broken for the third co...
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Here we go again. After a disappointing eighth-place finish at last weekend's SoCal Tournament, the road-weary #8 UCSB men's water polo team returns to the friendly confines of Campus Pool this Saturd...
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After a strong finish at the Stanford Invitational in September, the UCSB men's and women's cross country teams are ready for Gaucho gold as Saturday, Oct. 18th brings the NCAA Pre-National Invitation...
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Really Rays? Really? A seven run lead doesn't do it for you? Honestly, if you let Boston pull the same shit on you that it did to the Indians last year, the QB will not be happy. He might even cry.
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After a disappointing loss to conference rival #24 Long Beach State last Saturday, the UCSB women's volleyball team looks to bounce back against Cal Poly (9-7 overall) tonight in San Luis Obispo and S...
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Sports Editor John Greely discusses his least favorite college teams. Actually, they're his favorite teams, as long as he gets to watch them lose.
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Did you see that crazy fight that broke out at Talladega the other day? The QB would totally talk about it, except that NASCAR has no place on a sports page ever.
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Once again, the UCSB women's volleyball team could not quite close on a match they could have won.
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Last week, the UCSB men's soccer team took a step backward. Tuesday, it looks to start moving again in the right direction.
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The UCSB men's club soccer team defeated league rivals SDSU and USD this weekend, and now has sole possession of first place in the California College Cup Soccer League.
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Familiar faces and late losses were abundant this weekend at the Southern California Tournament, where the #7 UCSB men's water polo team beat #8 UC Irvine 11-10 for the second time this season before ...
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The UCSB Athletics Dept. recently selected Mark Massari as the replacement for Gary Cunningham as athletic director. Massari just left Oregon State after six highly successful years running the Beaver...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
