Sports

SB Runs the Show

Great Scott! After last weekend saw junior distance runner Scott Smith and junior pole vaulter Scott Finley both qualify for Regionals, this weekend's outstanding performer at the Cal Poly Invitationa...
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SD Gets Finkelsteined

UCSB tennis had another up-and- down weekend, losing two of the three but coming up big on Sunday against the University of San Diego, who were ranked #62 in the nation. Behind the big serve and stead...
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SB Scalps Aztecs in 15-8 Win

Heading into Wednesday's afternoon showdown at San Diego State, UCSB baseball had its sights set on exacting revenge on a team that beat them at home 7-4 only one day prior.
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Fifth Set Flubs Spell Disaster

As has become a trend this season, the UCSB men's volleyball team needed five games to determine their fate Wednesday night. Unfortunately for the Gauchos, not even a career night from sophomore oppos...
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UCSB Smoked By Missed SC Greens

The UCSB men’s golf team was handed another disappointing finish this week, as tough conditions and injuries contributed to a 70-over-par 910, good enough for 10th place in the Western Collegiat...
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Drug Dealing

Vague rumors have been floating about for a few years, but they may have been recently confirmed: Evidence suggests that a former Russian crime boss known only as the "Muffin Man" has been playing - o...
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International Cycling Club Brings Pro Racing to I.V.

Bust out the lube, because this Friday Isla Vista will play host to internationally-acclaimed cycling club Kroozer $kid Nation, who is visiting town as a new stop on their professional beach cruiser r...
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Rimjobs Set to Ravage Big West Basketball

In a shocking move to revamp the level of competition in Big West basketball, the conference has just added a 10th member school, appointing the upstart University of California, Richmond to balance o...
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UCSB Rises to Number One

In the two weeks prior to finals week of last quarter, the players of the UCSB women's lacrosse club were not focusing solely on preparing for their finals. The Gauchos were also busy defeating three ...
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SB Plows Pacific

The UCSB men's tennis team came up huge this weekend against conference opponent Pacific, defeating the Tigers 4-3. The unranked Gauchos went into the match needing conference victories if they were t...
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Gauchos Spank Santa Clara

With four matches left before the Big West Tournament, the UCSB women's tennis team is right where they want to be.
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Cardinal Bumps SB in Tourney

For 63 of the 64 participants in the Big Dance every year, their season must end with a loss. Such was the case for the UCSB women's basketball team, overmatched by a fantastic Stanford squad in the N...
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CSUN Surprises UCSB

After an explosive beginning to its first conference series of the season that saw the #19 UC Santa Barbara baseball team plate 21 runs in a Friday victory, the Gauchos' (14-7 overall, 1-2 in the Big ...
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Matadors Torch Santa Barbara

It was a hell of a run, but it couldn't make it all the way. On March 13, the UCSB men's basketball team fell to Big West Champion Cal State Northridge 67-60 in the semifinal match of the conference ...
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SB Eeks Out Rubber Match

After surrendering a season-high 10 runs in the final inning of game two, the UCSB softball team took the rubber match against conference foe UC Riverside for a 2-1 series win. Apart from winning thei...
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