Sports
Bust out the lube, because this Friday Isla Vista will play host to internationally-acclaimed cycling club Kroozer $kid Nation, who is visiting town as a new stop on their professional beach cruiser r...
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In a shocking move to revamp the level of competition in Big West basketball, the conference has just added a 10th member school, appointing the upstart University of California, Richmond to balance o...
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In the two weeks prior to finals week of last quarter, the players of the UCSB women's lacrosse club were not focusing solely on preparing for their finals. The Gauchos were also busy defeating three ...
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The UCSB men's tennis team came up huge this weekend against conference opponent Pacific, defeating the Tigers 4-3. The unranked Gauchos went into the match needing conference victories if they were t...
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With four matches left before the Big West Tournament, the UCSB women's tennis team is right where they want to be.
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For 63 of the 64 participants in the Big Dance every year, their season must end with a loss. Such was the case for the UCSB women's basketball team, overmatched by a fantastic Stanford squad in the N...
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After an explosive beginning to its first conference series of the season that saw the #19 UC Santa Barbara baseball team plate 21 runs in a Friday victory, the Gauchos' (14-7 overall, 1-2 in the Big ...
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It was a hell of a run, but it couldn't make it all the way.
On March 13, the UCSB men's basketball team fell to Big West Champion Cal State Northridge 67-60 in the semifinal match of the conference ...
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After surrendering a season-high 10 runs in the final inning of game two, the UCSB softball team took the rubber match against conference foe UC Riverside for a 2-1 series win. Apart from winning thei...
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Saturday night the Gauchos (8-8 Big West, 15-14 overall) toppled Long Beach State (10-6, 15-14) 76-75, overcoming a six-point deficit in the final four minutes.
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It was just one more weekend, two more wins and one conference championship for the UCSB women's basketball team, as Lindsay Gottlieb's Gauchos defeated UC Riverside and Long Beach State on the road t...
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After grinding their way to three hard-fought wins over Friday and Saturday, the Gauchos (9-2 overall) capped off a successful homestand with a 10-3 stomping of a downtrodden LMU squad in Sunday's fin...
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After spending the month of February on the road, the #13 UCSB women's water polo team took advantage of their first weekend home stand of the 2009 regular season by dismantling CSU Monterey Bay 15-7 ...
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Move over '72 Miami Dolphins, The Rimjobs are the new measure of perfection. After blowing their way through Sunday night's excuse for a B-League, The Rimmies are ready to physically and orally decima...
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After clinching a berth into the Big West tournament with a win over UC Davis last Saturday, the UCSB men's basketball team is now looking to climb atop the conference fray and sneak their way into gr...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
