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NL WEST San Francisco Giants: Let’s be honest, this pick is probably wrong. In fact, some might even call it downright ludicrous. Perhaps even more ludicrous than Ludacris headlining “Extr...
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After earning narrow one-run victories in both of Saturday's games, the UCSB softball team broke out the big bats and brooms Sunday, knocking out visiting UC Davis in a 12-run first inning, resulting ...
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It was another tough series for Gaucho baseball, which dropped three straight games to #5 Cal State Fullerton, reducing its postseason chances to nearly nil. Trying to fight their way out of an extrem...
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Hosting Central Coast- rival Cal Poly last Saturday at Pauley Track, the UC Santa Barbara men's track team avenged last year's loss while three more school records fell. After Cal Poly won both the me...
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While the season ended weeks ago, the accolades continue to accumulate for the UCSB women's water polo team as the offseason begins. Senior utility Gillian Morgan and junior center Lizzie Rouleau were...
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The UCSB men’s baseball team will begin their last month of the regular season against Big West foe #5 Cal State Fullerton on Friday, playing a three-game series at Goodwin Field that could make...
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After taking two of three over homesteading Pacific last weekend, the UCSB softball team returns home for a pair of Big West series to close out the regular season, beginning with a three-game stint a...
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Year after year, every UCSB athlete circles one date on their calendars: their team’s match up against central coast rival Cal Poly. The track team members are no different, except in this case,...
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Two weeks ago, the UCSB women's lacrosse club won three games to take home the Women's Western Lacrosse League title, but that did not mark the end of the season.
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Let's get this out of the way first, because I hate the NBA East: The Cavaliers are going to the finals. LeBron is obviously unbelievable, and with his supporting cast, Cleveland makes the rest of the...
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If anyone has any doubt about who's going to be in the NBA Finals, he or she has clearly not been following the entire season. There are two teams - two players really - head and shoulders above the r...
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Yes, I am a Lakers fan.
And I believe I speak for all Lakers fans when I say that LeBron James may win the MVP, but it's still Kobe Bryant's year.
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There exists only one place where some white guy named Zydrunas, his friend Sideshow Bob, and a midget they call "Boobie" can achieve the NBA's best record, and that's firmly planted on the broad shou...
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With a middle relief corps severely taxed from this past weekend's series against Cal Poly, the Gaucho saves-leader got the call to start his first game of the season yesterday, and was pounded by Bak...
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The Santa Barbara club soccer team repeated its winning ways this past weekend as it won the University of California Irvine Cup. Having ended their last season in the second round of the playoffs, th...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
