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Armchair QB

January 21, 2010 by

‘Sheed was just fined $35,000 for saying the refs’ calls were “bogus.” This fits in the NBA’s storied history of fining players excessive amounts for calling cheerleaders...
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UCSB Sinks at Riverside

January 20, 2010 by

"We just need to get a win," senior guard Ariana Gnekow said after UCSB was clubbed 78-63 by Long Beach State last week. "We'll do whatever we can to make that happen."
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Surf’s Winter Wonderland

January 20, 2010 by

Life is full of little changes. In I.V., we tend to move every year to escape the filth that we have created, likely losing the ridiculously high security deposits that we have to pay to the sadistic ...
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‘Chos Smash St. Mary’s

January 20, 2010 by

Marty Davis, head coach of the UCSB men's tennis team, thinks his squad has the potential to make the Sweet 16.
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Armchair QB

January 20, 2010 by

And now things get as petty as jilted middle school lovers talking smack to their friends. UT: "Lane smashed a leased Lexus!" Lane: "Yeah, well I was just using you so USC would like me!" Their words,...
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Gauchos Hose Riverside

January 19, 2010 by

Sometimes, all it takes is a little extra motivation. After being benched to start the second half, sophomore forward James Nunnally exploded with 16 second half points -- including 14 of his team's 2...
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Spikers Shank Tritons

January 19, 2010 by

UCSB earned its first win of the season on Saturday night, beating UC San Diego 3-2 in thrilling fashion.
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SB Slammed

January 15, 2010 by

The scoreboard claims that the Gaucho men's basketball team lost to Long Beach State (8-9 overall, 2-2 conference) on Thursday night at the Pyramid, but their season-high 29 turnovers on 32.7 percent ...
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49ers Strike Gold in T-Dome

January 15, 2010 by

Breaking a curse is never a cakewalk, but Long Beach State certainly came close to making their 78-63 drubbing of UCSB Thursday night look like one. In front of 1,589 onlookers at the Thunderdome, the...
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Gauchos Open Year in Hawaii

January 15, 2010 by

As a fifth-year senior on UCSB's men's tennis team, Scott Hohenstein really wants to win a fifth consecutive Big West Conference Championship. So does fellow fifth-year senior and team captain Josh Fi...
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‘Chos Aim to Axe 49ers

January 14, 2010 by

After splitting last weekend's road games at UC Davis and Pacific, the UCSB women's basketball team returns home today to host visiting Long Beach State, a team the Gauchos (5-10 overall, 2-1 in Big W...
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Santa Barbara Falls Short

January 14, 2010 by

The 14th ranked UCSB men's volleyball team came up short in its quest for revenge Wednesday night, falling to number 9 Long Beach State in a hard fought match that took all five games to decide. Long ...
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Armchair QB

January 14, 2010 by

Who cares about Lane Kiffin pissing off a bunch of Tennessean hicks? Fact is, that douchebag’s smoking hot wife is now only two hours out of I.V. MILF stalking? Oh yeah.
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SB Gets Home-Schooled

January 13, 2010 by

The UCSB men's volleyball team did not start off the year as planned, dropping all three games in the Santa Barbara Invitational to start the season. On January 7, in the opening round of their own to...
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Armchair QB

January 13, 2010 by

34-year-old Lane Kiffin has become the new head coach at USC, and he’s just in time! After all, soon he’ll be old enough for the the Trojan girls with Daddy issues to find him attractive. ...
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