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Oh God, it’s NHL playoff time. Time for every wannabe Canadian to wake up from their post-curling craze slumber and pester us to watch drunken bar fights on ice… AKA hockey. Super.
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Oh God, it’s NHL playoff time. Time for every wannabe Canadian to wake up from their post-curling craze slumber and pester us to watch drunken bar fights on ice… AKA hockey. Super.
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Since its disappointing 6-1 loss to Cal Poly on March 31, the UCSB men's tennis team has been on a tear. Following up the one-sided defeat, the Gauchos have won three straight and four of their last f...
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After a tough loss last week, the UCSB women's tennis team was able to come back strong with a dominating win against Cal State Fullerton on Saturday. The Gauchos swept Fullerton 7-0 to even their se...
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With conference play now underway, the UCSB baseball team might finally be clicking.
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Despite entering the weekend with bragging rights on the line, the slumping UCSB softball team fared no better than in its previous Big West outing as central coast rival Cal Poly brought the brooms t...
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Riding a six-game win streak, the UCSB women's water polo team lost its first game in over a month last weekend 7-6 to Northridge.
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It’s the end of MLB week one, so it’s time for fantasy owners to start panicking. Unhappy with A-Rod? Drop him like a Tim Lincecum curveball. Unhappy with your Dodgers? Sucks for you.
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Coming off a 12-4 letdown against Loyola Marymount this past Tuesday, the Gaucho baseball team opens up Big West conference play with a three-game series at rival Cal Poly this weekend.
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After a bruising three-game series at Cal State Fullerton where they were on the business end of the mercy rule twice, the UCSB softball team returns home to continue Big West play against Central Coa...
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After a devastating five-set loss on the road at #4 Cal State Northridge Wednesday night, the UCSB men's volleyball team remains a half game out of a playoff spot in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federa...
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Having lost their last two matches against Northridge, the UCSB women's water polo team hopes that the third time's the charm this Saturday against the Matadors. Despite their recent woes against CSUN...
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Coming off a 12-4 letdown against Loyola Marymount this past Tuesday, the Gaucho baseball team opens up Big West conference play with a three-game series at rival Cal Poly this weekend.
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After a bruising three-game series at Cal State Fullerton where they were on the business end of the mercy rule twice, the UCSB softball team returns home to continue Big West play against Central Coa...
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Having lost their last two matches against Northridge, the UCSB women's water polo team hopes that the third time's the charm this Saturday against the Matadors. Despite their recent woes against CSUN...
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"Excuse me, guys? Yeah, you, come over here for a second. I really need your help. Thanks for stopping."
"What's up? What do you need?"
"I'm looking for some ass next year."
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