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Playing in their last home game, the seniors on the UCSB women's soccer team left Harder Stadium for the last time this season with a 1-0 win over Seattle University, thanks to senior midfielder Stacy...
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To the people that see hockey as a discombobulated clusterfuck: Don’t let that deter you. In a place like California, it’s hard to see it any other way.
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The 2010 ITA Regional tournament kicks off on Thursday in Irvine, where UCSB men’s tennis will send four of its best players to play against the top players from Big West foes UC Riverside and Cal P...
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So Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is sick of his team and wants to leave. AQB says: “Yeah, I wasn’t satisfied with my fine-ass wife and bazillion-dollar salary last year either.”
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With two NCAA Tournament appearances under their belt, the seniors on the UCSB women’s soccer team bid Harder Stadium goodbye tonight in their last home match of the season against Seattle Universit...
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Gaucho soccer continued its tear through the Big West with another victory, this time 2-0 over UC Davis on the road. With the win, the Gauchos extend their winning streak to six, retaining their spot ...
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Ross is Boss. Granted, I know I am not the most knowledgeable person when it comes to baseball, but I do recognize great players and teams when I see them. And the Giants are definitely not one of the...
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This edition of AQB is not that timely, but does Blake Griffin remind anybody else of the albino assassin in the Da Vinci Code? AQB thinks that Griffin’s scarier. There’s never been a better time ...
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After extending their winning streak to five games in a rollercoaster match at UC Riverside on Sunday, the Gauchos (8-3-2 overall, 4-1 Big West) now turn to another road match tonight, this time at Ag...
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After bashing the underachieving San Francisco 49ers a few weeks ago, I feel like it’s about time I show a little hate for our neighbors to the south.
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In fantasy football, the most common dilemma for an owner is who to start in a given position week in and week out. The truth is, all the factors that go in to such a decision (matchups, trends, perfo...
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Senior utility Zsombor Vincze of the men’s water polo team is unique both in and out of the water. After being named an All-American Honorable Mention last year, he has established himself as one of...
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W Soccer: Team Loses Second and Third Straight, Gives Davis First Conference Win Before Losing in OT to Pacific on Sunday
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UCSB women’s volleyball split its pair of weekend road games, shutting out Pacific on Friday before losing a heartbreaker at UC Davis on Saturday.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
