Sports
There’s one misconception about hockey that bugs me. People think that you can drop the gloves at any time, beat the shit out of someone and not suffer any sort of recourse. That couldn’t be furth...
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In Friday night’s road match against its Cal Poly rivals, the UCSB Women’s Soccer team lost 1-0 to end its season just short of qualifying for the Big West Tournament.
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Over Halloween weekend, the UCSB women’s volleyball team failed to win a set in two matches, losing 3-0 to both Cal State Fullerton and and losing the top spot in the Big West.
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First the 49ers beat the Seahawks, then the Giants take the World Series? AQB says: “It’s time to prepare for a week of Bay-area douchebag bandwagonry. Be ready.”
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The UCSB women’s cross country team won its second consecutive conference title at the 2010 Big West Championship on Saturday Oct. 30, holding off rival Cal Poly 35-37. Senior Amanda Moreno set a co...
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The death of Lucas Ransom was a blow to the UCSB community and to the nation. The following is not meant to tarnish his memory. Although circumstances were grim, Lucas died pursuing one of his passion...
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On a team full of eccentric people, senior utility Milos Golic of the men’s water polo stands out above the rest. The Belgrade, Serbia native brings a unique intensity and drive the game.
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AQB dedicates this edition of AQB to Sunday mornings. Halloween destroyed him, but espn.com and Sunday morning football eased him into the day well enough to write this blurb.
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The UCSB men’s and women’s cross-country teams will compete in the 2010 Big West Championship tomorrow at UC Riverside. The women’s team will be defending their title from last year.
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Coming off of its first loss since late September yesterday against Cal Poly, UCSB men’s soccer will look to bring energy to Irvine on Saturday when the team takes on the Anteaters in a matchup feat...
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After four days of rest, the UCSB Women’s Soccer team (8-8-2 overall, 3-4-0 Big West), will close out its regular season on Friday with a game at Cal Poly.
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Senior setter Dana Vargas has a long history with team rivals Long Beach State. She grew up in the area and her older sister, Nicole, played setter for the 49ers until she graduated after Dana’s sop...
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The #13 UCSB men’s soccer team suffered its first loss in seven games, falling on the road to Cal Poly (6-5-3 overall, 3-2-2 Big West) 2-1 last night in overtime in front of 8,125 fans and Fox Socce...
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Harking back to my column written last month, I am here to pledge my allegiance to Derek Jeter. Given the fact that the Yankees are officially out of the hunt for October (or now, November?), it is ti...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
