Columns/Features

Kevin Love: You’re Awesome and Here’s Why

For the uninitiated, Kevin Love is one of the best players in the NBA. There, I said it. The former UCLA star has blown past racial and body-type expectations to drop the first 30-30 game since Moses ...
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Green Advice for Green People: How to See the Future

There is always one. One donut left in the box, one cookie left on the plate and one player each week who attempts to screw up what would otherwise have been a great fantasy day.
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Sunday Funday: Back in Black (and Silver)

The entire time I was writing this column, a little voice in my head was saying, “The Raiders? Really? The Raiders?” It has been that long since the silver and black has been relevant. But credit ...
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Nuglets of Wisdom: Surf World Turned Upside Down

The surf sphere has seen two world-shattering events in the past week.
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Clippers: You Suck and Here’s Why

If one of the people you expect to be a leader on your team is Baron Davis, your team is fucked. There. Is. No. Hope.
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The Clippers: Recovery Possible, As Usual, After a Bad Start

No matter how many games they lose, coaches they fire, first round flops they pick and players in their prime they let go, the Clippers never let you down.
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Wait, UCSB Has an Ice Hockey Team?

UCSB’s club ice hockey team was founded on the road, in a car, on the way back from a roller hockey tournament.
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Speace’s Pieces: Randy Moss, You Suck and Here’s Why

Professional athletes are fickle creatures. Everything is roses and bunny rabbits when the ball bounces their way, but the moment something goes awry, disinterest, disappointment and discontentment se...
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Green Advice for Green People: First Half Fantasy Awards

To mark the halfway point of the season, instead of giving you another dose of my ever-so-helpful advice, I’ve decided to hand out awards to the players I thought had exceptionally remarkable first ...
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Sunday Funday: Second Half Standouts

In the stock market, you can make a fortune by selling high and buying low. The same rule applies in fantasy football. With the tail end of the season coming up, it’s time to think about bettering y...
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Heat Check

Everyone who’s anyone knows about the Miami Heat. LeBron, his decision and the somewhat shady circumstances surrounding the formation of Miami Thrice (sign-and-trades to preempt a tampering investig...
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Deity of the Ice: Beating the Shit Out of People … for Good Reason

There’s one misconception about hockey that bugs me. People think that you can drop the gloves at any time, beat the shit out of someone and not suffer any sort of recourse. That couldn’t be furth...
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Nuglets of Wisdom: Just ‘Cause You Can’t See Them, Doesn’t Mean They Can’t See You

The death of Lucas Ransom was a blow to the UCSB community and to the nation. The following is not meant to tarnish his memory. Although circumstances were grim, Lucas died pursuing one of his passion...
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Golic Brings “Serbian Fever” to the Pool

On a team full of eccentric people, senior utility Milos Golic of the men’s water polo stands out above the rest. The Belgrade, Serbia native brings a unique intensity and drive the game.
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Speace’s Pieces: Keep Going, Jeter

Harking back to my column written last month, I am here to pledge my allegiance to Derek Jeter. Given the fact that the Yankees are officially out of the hunt for October (or now, November?), it is ti...
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