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Breaking the Second Term Curse
Mckinley Krongaus turns a critical eye on one of her biggest heroes ... President Obama.
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Sergeant Signa Pays It Forward
Sgt. Mark Signa thinks that this is the most wonderful time of the year.
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My Love Affair With the TSA
An intimate encounter with a TSA agent leaves David Jackson lovestruck.
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Tipping: A Solution or Part of the Problem?
Jay Grafft thinks the practice of tipping your servers needs an overhaul.
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Reflekting on Assimilation: Arcade Fire’s Take on “Normal People”
Mario Vasquez is so over trying to be a "Normal Person."
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Don’t be Anal About Anal: Why the Back Door is the Best Door
Matt Togni tells you why you need to stop being so awkward about anal sex.
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People or Parasites?
Columnist Ben Moss explains why refusing to reproduce will most likely not save the planet.
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Being Smart With Supplements
In this week's column, the doctors explain the benefits and potential dangers of using supplements.
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An Argument Against Midterms
Katie Battcock explains why Midterms should be a thing of the past.
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From Education to Deportation: The State of the UC
Mario Vasquez proposes that higher education should not be a political game.
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SJP — Students Justifiably Perplexed
Omri Rahmil presents his concern with the conversations regarding Palestine.
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Aries
March 21 - April 19
A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
The angel that has definitely never gone out
Libra
September 23 - October 22
The literal devil
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
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