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UCSB To Get Slimed

April 2, 2009 by


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Steve Pappas Contests Bar Tab

April 1, 2009 by

Steve Pappas, former candidate for 3rd District supervisor, filed yet another lawsuit yesterday, claiming that his tab at the Old Town Tavern was not only incorrect, but fraudulent.
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Cigarette Scorches Bill’s Bus; Kills 682

April 1, 2009 by

At 1:34 a.m. last night, Bill's Bus careened off the side of the road and burst into flames on the corner of Calle Real and Hollister Avenue. Six hundred and eighty-two UCSB students were pronounced d...
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Local Band Plays DP

April 1, 2009 by

Following a live concert at a Del Playa residence over the weekend, local band members assured friends and roommates that their concert was "sweet."
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Sorority Sisters Get Coked Out, Nailed in Mexico

April 1, 2009 by

TIJUANA, MEXICO - Mexican Special Forces apprehended four members of UCSB's Delta Mu sorority this past weekend for their alleged involvement in the trafficking of cocaine into the United States.
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Psychotic Crank Busts Pygmy Lair

April 1, 2009 by

Last night, university maintenance staff cleaning the second floor of Girvetz Hall heard strange noises emanating from behind a small door with the words 'Pygmy Studies' written above it.
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Yang Carted Off to Pokey

April 1, 2009 by

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept. took the man UCSB students have come to know as Chancellor Henry T. Yang into custody last night after receiving an anonymous tip suggesting that Yang was not ...
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A.S. Meets for Eight Hours

April 1, 2009 by

Minutes before the Associated Students Legislative Council meeting was set to end, members of Don't Cut Us Out - a coalition of students fighting the administrative tax on non-state funded entities - ...
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Corpse

April 1, 2009 by

The body of a student was found inbetween the Pardall fences yesterday. Authorities believe the deceased was a drunken reveller who could not find his way out.
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Poetry From the Bottom

April 1, 2009 by

The Plight of the Plover By Travis Miller Sitting in the sand, Not a care in the world, except Of course, than their imminent extinction. Watching the waves crash, they stay and the Young plovers play...
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Today’s Front Page

April 1, 2009 by


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UCSB Alters LRDP After Local Reaction

March 31, 2009 by

The public review period for the university's Long Range Development Plan and its accompanying Environmental Impact Report ended yesterday, exposing widespread community concerns and debate over how t...
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Police Evict UCSB Vagrant

March 31, 2009 by

Campus police arrested 50-year-old Frank Besig last week after officers discovered the local transient squatting in a South Hall cubicle.
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Students Lobby for DREAM Act

March 31, 2009 by

Over 400 college students from across the country gathered in the nation's capital last weekend to lobby their congressmen about higher education.
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Drunk Driver Flips Car

March 31, 2009 by

An 18-year-old Santa Barbara woman was arrested Saturday for driving under the influence after she crashed into two vehicles, fled the scene and, shortly thereafter, flipped her own vehicle.
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