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Sorority Sisters Get Coked Out, Nailed in Mexico

TIJUANA, MEXICO - Mexican Special Forces apprehended four members of UCSB's Delta Mu sorority this past weekend for their alleged involvement in the trafficking of cocaine into the United States.
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Psychotic Crank Busts Pygmy Lair

Last night, university maintenance staff cleaning the second floor of Girvetz Hall heard strange noises emanating from behind a small door with the words 'Pygmy Studies' written above it.
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Yang Carted Off to Pokey

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept. took the man UCSB students have come to know as Chancellor Henry T. Yang into custody last night after receiving an anonymous tip suggesting that Yang was not ...
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A.S. Meets for Eight Hours

Minutes before the Associated Students Legislative Council meeting was set to end, members of Don't Cut Us Out - a coalition of students fighting the administrative tax on non-state funded entities - ...
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Corpse

The body of a student was found inbetween the Pardall fences yesterday. Authorities believe the deceased was a drunken reveller who could not find his way out.
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Poetry From the Bottom

The Plight of the Plover By Travis Miller Sitting in the sand, Not a care in the world, except Of course, than their imminent extinction. Watching the waves crash, they stay and the Young plovers play...
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UCSB Alters LRDP After Local Reaction

The public review period for the university's Long Range Development Plan and its accompanying Environmental Impact Report ended yesterday, exposing widespread community concerns and debate over how t...
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Police Evict UCSB Vagrant

Campus police arrested 50-year-old Frank Besig last week after officers discovered the local transient squatting in a South Hall cubicle.
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Students Lobby for DREAM Act

Over 400 college students from across the country gathered in the nation's capital last weekend to lobby their congressmen about higher education.
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Drunk Driver Flips Car

An 18-year-old Santa Barbara woman was arrested Saturday for driving under the influence after she crashed into two vehicles, fled the scene and, shortly thereafter, flipped her own vehicle.
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Local Health Clinics Obtain More Finances

Congresswoman Lois Capps announced yesterday that over $1.3 million in funding will be distributed to local community health care centers to expand care for more patients.
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A.S. Funds Various UCSB Groups

The Associated Students Finance Board allotted $40,473 to 12 student organizations during last night's brief three-hour meeting.
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Pappas Case Thrown Out

Nearly five months after Election Day, Santa Barbara County's 3rd District finally has an undisputed representative.
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MSI To Gain Facility

UCSB will set sail on a state-of-the-art marine education facility this August.
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