I was stuck in traffic today because someone drove the wrong way on the 101, and it reminded me of another dumbass from my high school. He came to class in a bunch of casts one day and explained that a car had hit him when he was crossing the freeway (a divided, four-lane freeway, mind you).

“Dude, why did you cross the freeway?”

“Uh, I don’t know. But I looked both ways first!”

Thursday’s forecast: As if you’d need to look both ways when crossing a divided freeway… then again, maybe you would.