Madeline Bryce/Daily Nexus
As UC Santa Barbara languishes in the steamy, hot sun, the only thing spooky about this season is the midterms that are starting next week. But, despite the 80-degree weather, Halloween is rapidly approaching, and costumes are being claimed quickly. If you find yourself struggling for ideas, use this guide as last-minute costume inspiration.
A good guy:
It might be difficult to find inspiration for this costume, as a good guy is hard to come by these days. However, if you manage to find a good personality, basic respect and a nice smile this late in the game, this costume is sure to be a hard hitter.
Every other bitch:
Super easy, low-budget costume that is pretty unique. All you need is that one black Edikted top, a mini skirt (black, of course) and some black boots. This combo isn’t really seen on the streets of Isla Vista, so you’re sure to stand out!
The Del Playa (DP) curb:
This is an Isla Vista classic, especially for all you out there who have been feeling a little lonely. Your regular-shmegular rizz isn’t working? Dress up as the curb and you’re sure to have more than a few people sitting on your face.
Transportation & Parking Services (TPS):
Want to have your fellow students quaking in their boots? Dress up as TPS and you’re sure to achieve your goal. This is a costume that requires a lack of heart and soul, and a knack for seeking out parking violations. While there are some hazards attached with this costume (you might have rotten fruit thrown at you from DP houses), this one is definitely a conversation starter.
Joe Gaucho:
While this costume might be a little controversial (we’ll check with our DEI team and get back to you), what better way to inspire some school spirit than embodying Mr. Gaucho himself? If party morale is getting a little low, you’re sure to have the vibes soaring once you walk in, dressed in all your glory. Just channel your best, vaguely racist school mascot self and get out there!
Serrano Ham is already dressed up as someone who doesn’t care.
