Meet Phillip Thomas: a touring-musician-turned-Isla-Vista-business-owner who wants nothing more than to sell bikes and promote bicycle safety.
Phillip is the man. He wants nothing but the best for UCSB students. Much respect for this guy. Anyone and everyone should go to the IV Community Bike Center to support Phillip and the immediate community.
Replies to everyone’s tweets even though you have nothing to do with them
“Should I post a selfie now or should I wait until tomorrow?”
“UGH NO ONE IS ON RIGHT NOW”
Opens up Twitter first thing in the morning
DMs every cute person that pops up on their timeline and gets (painfully) curved every time
Only goes on Twitter to retweet jokes
Spends their spare time learning every TikTok dance
Studies the trending page religiously in case something interesting starts trending
Made a Twitter but doesn’t go on there because they don’t know how to use it
Their Twitter account was originally a stan account but slowly turned into their personal account that they use for everything
Only retweets informational Tweets and pictures of beautiful people
“I wonder what Trump tweeted today.” *checks* “Are you f^&@*!% kidding me???”