Respectable criminals have all but disappeared. I mean, I saw a kid steal a wallet out of some lady’s purse the other day. What kind of a world do we live in where we can’t steal from someone semi-deserving, like Mark Yudof, or that dumb cop who gives out tickets when you ‘board through Pardall Tunnel? It’s times like these that make a Weatherhuman want to dress up in a wetsuit and play superhero. Oooh oooh, or Robin Hood! Yeah, Robin Hood…

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The Nexus holds auditions for the ‘human’s merry men. Parties of all criminal status welcome.