What does the name Steven Seagal bring to mind? B-list actor? Made-for-TV movies? Unrealistic portrayals of a butt-ugly man getting laid by every hot chick straight-to-VHS movies can come up with? Yes, yes, and *cringe* yes. Well, now you can add pervert. Allegedly, Seagal sexually harassed his assistant, who is a former model (see? Hot chick not realistic). More importantly, his reality show is halting production as a result. But… what will we do without “Steven Seagal: Lawman”? Why, God, why??

Tomorrow’s Forecast: OK, so we already knew he was a pervert. It’s part of his charm, really. Well, that and a face full of pockmarks. Yummy.