Well, it’s that time of year, when all those obnoxiously
overachieving folk vying for your vote on GOLD
are full-on soliciting for your attention via posters, flyers
and pure, face-to-face harassment. Normally, the
Weatherhuman doesn’t tolerate that crap; I just put
in my headphones and walk right through the fliershoving
crowd. But I’m sorry, it’s spring, all my money
was lost over break, and God help me, I WANT that
free food/T-shirt/OPP pencil. Bring. It. On.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: The ‘human doesn’t actually vote
for anyone who gave away free shit. If you wasted your
own money on this stuff, who knows what you’ll waste
my money on.