Well, how did your guys’ Easter celebrations go? Good? Not good? Not applicable? Eh, who cares? At least you weren’t in Baja. They got hit by a 7.2 quake in the middle of the day. Hmm… maybe this year God finally got fed up and was like, “Hey, worshiping this freaking rabbit is going against my commandments. Let’s shake things up a bit.” BAM! And I’m sure some nuts out there probably agree… sickos.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: UCSB presents a solution to the fatalities: We all hop in a hot tub time machine and evacuate the city. Rock on!