Megan Fox is a tease… or at least she thinks she is. She recently said in an interview that she’s only had sex with two guys in her whole life. This, despite her Maxim-posing, slow-motion-running, motorcycle-“fixing” ways. No, really, though, she says that she needs to be in love with someone before she has sex with them. Right… just like she needed real talent to be in a movie. Perfectly believable.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: For some reason, Michael Bay doesn’t think the Weatherhuman is a good pairing with Shia LaBeouf. I guess I’ll have to “not sleep with him” next time.